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[ SECRET POST #2411 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2411 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Supernatural/Jensen Ackles]

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[Mathias Lillmåns of Finntroll; Jonne Järvelä of Korpiklaani; Heri Joensen of Týr]

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[Welcome to Night Vale]

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13. [repeat]

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[The Sweeney]

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[Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, RP]

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[Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea]

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[NCIS]

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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]

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[Daniel Sharman/Teen Wolf]

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[Chris Hardwick and Janet Varney]

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21. [SPOILERS for Transformers Prime]

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22. [SPOILERS for Harry Potter]

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23. [SPOILERS for Strawberry Night, Strawberry Night: Invisible Rain]
[WARNING for rape]

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24. [WARNING for depression, abuse, suicide]

[Harry Potter]

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Notes:

Sorry about that, miscounted during the week and it was a bit longer than usual.

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #344.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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[Picture is a pin-up girl as a teacher.]

As a teacher who writes gay porn fanfic, I am paranoid that one day, somehow, my students will find out who I am.

[Picture is upcoming Superman/Batman movie.]

Practically everyone I know is creaming themselves over this announcement. I think it's a vote of non-confidence in the Superman reboot, and smells of desperation on the part of Warner Brothers and DC Comics.

The very idea that they may not even call it 'World's Finest' worries me greatly. It will still make billions, regardless. Which makes me very, very sad.

[Picture is Armin Arlert from Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan.]

I am unable to view Armin as cis no matter how hard I try.

warning because farts

[Picture is actor Benedict Cumberbatch.]

I want to sit on his face and let out a wet fart that James Joyce and his wife would be proud of. I think he'd dig it.

[Picture is Pete White from "The Venture Brothers".]

Can someone tell me why I'm attracted to him? Because I have no freaking idea.

[Picture is Will Graham from "Hannibal".]

I find a lot of commonality with will Graham. But especially during this scene.

His character arc was like my first year of grad school in so many ways, including eschewing help and ignoring my health problems. Until I passed out and had a seizure in class, and ended up in the emergency room. I'm still not sure exactly what caused it, but in general seizures aren't great.

I don't feel vindicated for my life choices by seeing this, but I do feel slightly comforted. If Will Graham can keep going, so can I.

[Picture is Newton Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb from "Pacific Rim".]

I love this ship because it features some of my favorite relationship dynamics, but, at the same time, I hate being one of those people who fans over and contributes to the most current and popular "attractive white guys" ship.

[Picture is album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" from My Chemical Romance.]

Secret: I listened to this album for the first time in a while yesterday, and after their recent break up it started to sound more and more like them saying goodbye. Then I sat and cried like a 14 year old fangirl. [sad face emoticon]

Bonus secret: I love the glut of My Chemical Romance secrets recently. Laughing out loud.

[Picture is anime "Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club" and Alan Rickman as Metatron in "Dogma" holding a "Ken" doll.]

The fanservice doesn't register as fanservice to me because they all lack nipples (and packages). It's like looking at a Ken doll. What's so hot about that?

I was expecting gravity defying ballsacks. Pretty sure my friends just overadvertised this anime to me.

[Picture is actor Jensen Ackles/"Supernatural".]

I resent it when an anonymous fan confession is posted to Fandom Secrets and everyone assumes it's about this guy. It makes me feel like my fandom crush is being slighted somehow...

Secret because: It's silly to be jealous about Supernatural fans having such a crazy reputation.

[Picture is musicians: Mathias Lillmåns of Finntroll; Jonne Järvelä of Korpiklaani and Heri Joensen of Týr.]

I decided which nostril to pierce based on where they have theirs. I just want to be more like them, even a little. ...And maybe coolness enters the body through the left?

[arrow at nose piercing] A lighting rod for radness?

Secret because no one cares about my folk metal feels.

[Picture is Johnny Depp as Tonto in movie "The Lone Ranger", has this caption over image:

Can you believe this guy said he used "indian magics" what an asshole.

Fandom is marked as "Welcome to Night Vale" and image is from sylphoftime.tumblr.com]

I'm usually cool with the many and varied interpretations of Cecil's appearance, but I really dislike the idea of him being Native American and that being the reason for his hatred of the "Apache Tracker". It implies the only reason someone would could or should be offended by the appropriation of Native culture is if they are Native American themselves.

I think it makes the joke less "The Apache Tracker is a racist embarrassment," and more "Minorities are so sensitive."

this one is a repeat

[Picture is 2012 movie "The Sweeney" above, and 1970s British TV show "The Sweeney" below.]

I don't usually get upset about remakes. But this one breaks my heart. [sad face emoticon]

[Fandom is Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger and Role Playing.]

I'm sorry that I wrecked things between us and that you won't talk to me anymore. I just hope I can earn your trust back in the future.

[Picture is Booker and Elizabeth? from Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea.]

Annnndddd just like that, I'm shipping it.

Secret because: Really ME? REALLY? You have LECTURED PEOPLE ABOUT NEVER SHIPPING THIS AND YOU FLIP ONE FOR SEXY NOIR CLICHE!?! No one can know.

[Picture is Ducky and Jimmy Palmer from NCIS.]

Shitty teaches and worse bosses almost made my abandon my dream career. Their sweet mentor/student relationship is the only thing that gives me hope that you CAN find people you like in a job you love.

[Picture is Morgan from videogame Fire Emblem:Awakening; Morgan is child of main player character, their gender is opposite of main player character and hair color matches main player character's spouse.]

It saddens me that there isn't more variety to male Morgan's hair color in both fanart and on Streetpass. Mainly because I think blue (most common thanks to the rampant popularity of pairing female Robin with Chrom) looks kinda ugly with purple.

Bonus secret: I'm fine with really any other color, even Gaiu's orange or Stahl's brown.

Also, for transcriptanon: This is a Morgan fathered by Henry.

[Picture is actor Daniel Sharman from Teen Wolf.]

Every time I look at him, I can't stop myself from immediately thinking he is so beautiful it hurts (even when he isn't). The things I wanna do to him or his characters... I can't even...

I bought his audiobook, although I don't care for the writer/story, But his voice just really gets me off.

Way too old anon does neither have a life nor a sense of decency.

[Picture is Chris Hardwick and Janet Varney.]

I'm a fan of them both, and their podcasts, but I'm still sad they're not together anymore. I hate myself for feeling this way, because it's kinda stupid. I like Chloe Dykstra a lot too. She and Chris are cute together, and I bet whoever Janet is dating is great, but I'm still holding a grudge, I guess. With all of Chris's recent success too, a part of me just wishes Janet was by his side instead. I'm pretty sure they're still friends but I became a fan of them both when they were both together and I adored their relationship.

Silly secret about celebrities' relationship is silly.

spoilers for Transformers Prime

[Picture is Megatron from Transformers Prime.]

I cried so much when he died. I know he was the bad guy, but I've always liked the Decepticons more and it was so sad. This is why I like when shows get cancelled before they can end the plot, because otherwise they wind up killing my favorite characters.

spoilers for Harry Potter

[Picture is Alan Rickman as Severus Snape from Harry Potter movies.]

I like to think that Harry naming his son after Snape as opposed to James meant that he knew that Snape was a better man than his father.

spoilers for Strawberry Night and Strawberry Night: After the Invisible Rain

warning for sexual assault

[Picture is Strawberry Night (TV show) and Strawberry Night: After the Invisible Rain (movie).]

I think if this were an American/Western made series and movie, more people would be able to accept and ship them.

A hot headed cop who was raped when she was young it ruined her relationship with her parents forever. Has strong sense of justice but understand well the feeling of wanting to kill someone, and;

A sly charismatic Yakuza/mobster who lost his family to a Yakuza gang, took revenge, impressed the mob boss and joined the gang himself, then rapidly rose to a high position.

They're a million times more suitable to each other and intereting than this somewhat canon pairing. Too bad the Japanese fandom only care for a cute, positive pairing, not a complex, darker, yet more intriguing one.

Same lady cop, and;

Her subordinate, her right-hand man. Hardworking, loyal, straight as an arrow, bordering on boring.

Bonus secret: I'm burning here because I can't find a single thing about the former pair. Never shipped anything so alienated by fandom before, now I know. I've no one to rant with.

warning for depression, abuse, suicide

[Picture is Hermione Granger from Harry Potter movies.]

I'm diagnosed with "BDP" and major depressive disorder. Before this I was in a two year relationship that ended in January with a guy I was madly in love with. We talked kids, marriage and I was willing to move to Canada for him. After suicide attempts and constantly trying to call him I broke down and told my mother everything that really went on behind the relationship... the pushing for nudes, the guilting for stripping, the emotional manipulation for sex, the body shaming, etc. (short version anyways) after that until now I've still been obsessed with calling him seeking answers, wanting to love him, seeking approval and more. I started cutting myself and attempted suicide three more times this past year and a hospitalization (mental health center). My ex told everyone I was crazy, a stalker, etc. I was breaking down and was going down a dark depressive path. I felt there was no way out. He even threatened restraining orders on me for the calling.

Then, finally I thought... What would HERMIONE say to me? Or THINK of me?

She'd probably give me a good smack and tell me to stop being so ridiculous and pathetic for a dumb asshole. And that I'm better than that!

I need to be a strong woman like Hermione is. Thanks, Hermione.

Context: I noted I have "BPD" because of the abandonment issues.

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transcriptanon - 2013-08-10 01:20 (UTC) - Expand

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[ SECRET POST #2411 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1

Secret 2

Secret 3

Secret 4 (warning because farts)

Secret 5

Secret 6

Secret 7

Secret 8

Secret 9

Secret 10

Secret 11

Secret 12

Secret 13 is a repeat

Secret 14

Secret 15

Secret 16

Secret 17

Secret 18

Secret 19

Secret 20

Secret 21 (spoilers for Transformers Prime)

Secret 22 (spoilers for Harry Potter)

Secret 23 (warning for sexual assault; spoilers for Strawberry Night and SN After the Invisible Rain

Secret 24 (warning for warning for depression, abuse, suicide)

Not Secret