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What are yours?

All of them. I don't understand crushing on people I've never met. But damn if there aren't a ton of people I'd watch anything they're in just because they're in it.

I do that. Sometimes just because I like the actor and sometimes because I LIKE the actor, if you know what I mean. I have DVD collections for specific actors and I decided I liked for whatever reason.

Fictional characters? When I was a kid, I had one on Blake from As Told By Ginger (I just remembered this because I was watching it on YouTube recently).

I can't think of any celebrities. I had one on a (sort of) celebrity's (grown) kid once though.

Thing is, this was a godawful movie.

yay somebody else who's seen this movie who i can rant to about it

ughhhh dammit i thought it was gonna be awesome and then it was just... not.
most of the actors were not good.
even I could spot the plot holes.
and it felt like they just pulled that twist at the end out of nowhere, without setting it up or foreshadowing it.

and what the hell was all that "eye of horus" illuminati bullshit anyway?
whenver they mentioned "merging with the eye" i kept picturing the eye of Sauron.

idk i'm just annoyed because i thought it was going to be decent. :(

*highfives in solidarity of bad movie*

I thought everyone was an asshole, but I blame the script.

As soon as he said "The closer you look, the less you'll see" - that was it for me. It wasn't a bad line, but I ended up heeding that and I just couldn't help thinking "It's all a lie/your bank account is being bled dry." at just about everything.

Hrm. I don't know if mine are crushes, so much as "I want to fuck you so hard." But uh...Michael Fassbender, Karl Urban, Tom Hiddleston. But I don't think those are crushes.

I guess I would crush more on fictional characters? Bones, Castiel, Bilbo, Cecil, Charles Xavier.

Oh man. Okay, usually I'm not embarrassed by this shit because fuck it, you like who you like. But, I ~think I've had this simmering crush on Gilbert Gottfried since I was a kid and now it's kind of boiling over and I'm trying to turn off the stove and simmer it back down but I can't. It's Iago's (from Aladdin) fault because I fucking love him. I loved him when I was a kid too. I should probably stop watching so much of the Aladdin tv show but I can't stop.

Also, I love Quark from DS9.

(I have a character type. This is also Iago's fault, I think.)

I'm not embarrassed about it, but I don't really talk about crushes or sex very much. I crush hard on the guy in my icon. Character and actor.

I used to have a crush on Roy from Fire Emblem, I guess. It was mostly embarrassing because he's like 15.

I wasn't embarrassed back then, but I also once had a crush on Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam) and now I don't get why.

And not sure if this counts, but I'm not embarrassed about having a thing for Raiden (Metal Gear). I AM embarrassed about how MUCH of a thing I have for him.

I don't think I have any, honestly.

Not crushes, I have tons of those, but ones I'm embarrassed about? IDK...

I never understood celebrity/fictional crushes before this year. I just thought people were hot or charming, but it's not like I wanted to actually bang them?
Of course now I have a celebrity crush and it's as mortifying as any RL crush on an unavailable person. uuugh.

Just chiming in for an obligatory 'are you me anon' comment, because you've seriously just described me.

ayrt

It's always nice to know other people are as tortured as I am!! I suspect some people mean "life ruiner" more literally than others.

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