[ SECRET POST #2417 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2417 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 018 secrets from Secret Submission Post #345.
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Comments

[fscom]

12. http://i.imgur.com/rG5zAsQ.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

That's what I went in thinking too, OP.

That said, I wish more people would have brought up the cannibalism (and by extension, vomit) before I went to see the movie. None of the people I've seen talking about it mentioned it at all, and when I saw that particular scene I seriously got physically ill.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought it might be a parody based on the bird on the head alone.

[queerwolf]

I don't know about parody but despite some of the serious stuff, it seemed like a comedy to me.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is the poster from the movie "The Lone Ranger". It shows a man wearing a stuffed bird as a hat, white and black facial paint and various skins and leather, walking next to a man with light olive skin, wearing a white hat, a black eye mask and a dark grayish blue suit. They are walking through the desert next to a man wearing a wild west bandit sort of suit, a red-headed, pale-skinned woman wearing an extravagant red and black hair and headdress and a train to the side carrying a white horse rearing back.]

From the stills and the plot synopsis I thought this sounded like a parody. (The Lone Ranger is a lawyer? Who literally comes back from the dead?) (Cannibalism?) (A freakin' bird on his head?)

Maybe they should have gone that way. It might have been a better movie.

[cadremage]

...what.

I avoided basically everything to do with this movie, so I was operating under the delusion that it was just a straight remake.

What...but...why?

[(Anonymous)]

...thank you, Fandom!Secrets, because of you, I have dodged another bullet.

[(Anonymous)]

But it is pretty much a parody? That movie very obviously does't take itself seriously, which is why I enjoyed it so much. It's silly and ridiculous and it KNOWS that it's silly and ridiculous and it just makes fun of itself. I was actually surprised by how entertaining it was.

[ilien]

Pretty much this.

[(Anonymous)]

It had William Fichtner in it. Therefore it was 5.50 well spent on my part.

[(Anonymous)]

imo this is the only good reason to see this movie
there are no other good reasons

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, I wanted Tonto to be a con artist who faked up the whole "Native American on a quest" thing to get at the gold or silver or whatever it was.

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason, I thought that was the actual plot of the movie. I think I heard on ONTD that Depp's character was playing a white man pretending to be a Native American, hence the reason they cast Depp in the role.

Then I saw the movie...and was sadly mistaken. :(

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't see the movie, because I knew I would be sadly mistaken.

You know what's sad, is that this would a) have been a great way to update the premise, and b) have been a great excuse for having Johnny Depp basically play Captain Jack Sparrow in an unrelated movie, which he did anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

Cannibalism?

Thank god I didn't go and watch that movie.

(Didn't really plan to aynway because I love crows and having a stuffed crow on Depp's stupid head for the whole movie was just "... nah, fuck it.")

[(Anonymous)]

bird on head you say...?

http://gillatt.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/white_guardian_and_black_guardian.jpg