[ SECRET POST #274 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #274 ⌋

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[norrowa.livejournal.com]

37. All right. TIME FOR AN "ICHIGO IS GAY" PROOF:

assuming the following statements to be true:

1. Hisana was Byakuya's beard (uh. if it's not common slang, beard = a woman who a gay man uses to make himself seem straight to outside observers by pretending to be in a relationship with her)
2. Rukia looks almost exactly like Hisana
3. Ichigo and Rukia act like an old married couple (see: IchiRuki Fanon, 2nd edition, Fanbrat Press)

therefore:

4. Rukia is Ichigo's beard
5. Ichigo is gay.

37 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, see, that was pure hilarious.

Now I think I am required to share with you a bit of dialouge that came to me while I was talking to the one friend who knows about how gay I think Byakuya is this morning.

Byakuya: "God, do you know what you're SAYING?! The rest of the noble houses would come down on my head if they found out-"

Renji: "What? That you take it up the ass? Dammit, they already KNOW you have SOMETHING rammed up there, so what if it's a cock? At least they'll know you like it."