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[ SECRET POST #2419 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2419 ⌋

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Way early because taking dog to the vet. :c

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[Picture is a collage of seven behind the scenes pictures of Top Gear. The top left picture is two men on a sunny race track with a red Ferrari. There are big clouds in the sky with a lot of deep blue sky showing. One man is crouching down on the ground looking through a video camera at the car. He is wearing a brown/reddish t-shirt and a dark pair of shorts. The other man is standing over him and holding a red garden umbrella for shade. He is wearing a dark t-shirt and dark shorts. The top right picture is a man in a blue parka, a blue knit cap, and wearing thick dark gloves. He is using a can of WD-40 on some film equipment. Behind him is a red Aston Martin Vanquish parked on snow. The secret text mostly obscures this picture. The middle left picture is a cameraman filming cars on a desert road. The man is Iain May and he is wearing a red t-shirt and a blue baseball cap that has the Union Jack visible on the side. The back of a red Lamborghini is visible as the car goes around a curve and there is a dark blue Audi just behind it and directly in front of the cameraman. The middle right picture is two men standing on a sunny racetrack with a green field and some trees in the distance behind them. There is a video camera on a tripod directly behind them. There is an unknown man directly behind the tripod. He is wearing a white t-shirt and dark trousers. He has his hands on his hips and is looking at the men in the foreground over the top of the video camera. The man on the left foreground is Richard Hammond who has short brown hair. He is wearing a white button down shirt with the top several buttons undone. He is looking at the book the man next to him is holding. The man next to Richard Hammond is Andy Wilman. He has short hair that is silver on the sides and a mix of grey and brown on top. He is wearing a brown t-shirt with a large peace sign on the front, a black and silver bracelet on his right wrist, and a silver watch with a black face on his left wrist. He is holding a paperback book and a red pen in his left hand. He is looking down at the book and using his right hand to point to something inside. The final picture spans the entire width of the collage. It is a curved panorama of a race track with a video camera on a tripod in the foreground and there is grass on both sides of the racetrack. There are dark trees in the far distance and some white airplane hangars in front of the trees. The sky has a mix of dark and light clouds.]

Ever since the presenters and some of the production staff have been on twitter, I‘m more interested in learning how Top Gear is made than watching the finished episodes.

Bonus Secret 1: The BTS stuff has made me more interested in cars than the show ever did.

Bonus Secret 2: I‘m a bigger fan of Iain and Andy now than I ever was of Jeremy, James, or Richard.

Pictures from Iain May‘s twitter and used without permission

The OP actually wrote and then sent me the transcript themselves, the sweetheart. :3

I was going to say, that's a very detailed transcription!

To be completely honest, I think they put in far more effort than I would have done.

[Picture is a black and white image of Dean Winchester and Castiel from the TV show "Supernatural". They are both men with light skin and dark hair. Dean is sort of leaning down to breath on Castiel's cheek and neck from behind, eyes half-lidded or closed, while Castiel looks down or has his eyes closed. I'm not sure if this is a screen-capture or a fan photomanipulation, because this right here sure is some sensual imagery going on.]

I am a Destiel Shipper. It's come to my attention that haters are going to hate. It's also come to my attention that we're seen as pretty delusional (not to mention other things).

I've been shipping this pairing with all my heart since the beginning, and I have been trying to face reality, because Destiel becoming canon is unlikely, with our society's norms. I told myself I was going to face reality head-on in season 8, and then so many 'hints' happened that I didn't expect and now I really can't face reality at all. I'm in worse shape than ever before, and don't know if I'll ever lose this delusion, ever. That Destiel will be canon.

[Picture is a drawing of Mario, Luigi and a Yoshi egg from the "Mario" videogame franchise. Mario is a short man with short red hair and side burns, a black mustache, pale skin, blue eyes and wearing a red hat with the emblem of the letter "M" on the front. He is wearing a long-sleeved red shirt, blue overalls, white gloves and brown shoes. He is touching Yoshi's egg, which is huge, white and with large green spots. It's laying on a small yellow nest. Luigi, standing beside Mario, is a taller man with light skin, red hair with slight sideburns, a black mustache, blue eyes and the same clothing Mario is, except that his hat and shirt are green instead of red and there is a letter "M" on his hat. He is shrugging, confused as Mario is by the egg. Behind them are three tall trees lined up, bearing strange fruit that look like apples with yellow spots, and with a partially blocked sign on one tree saying something about Mario and Yoshi. They are standing on grass, with the blue sky and some blurry clouds behind them.]

I just realized that the reason I always favored Luigi when I was growing up was because he wasn't fat.

[Picture is a photograph of the actor Shannon Kook above, and a photograph of the actor Godfrey Gao below. Kook has light skin, short black hair and is smiling while wearing a white undershirt, a blue shirt and a silver chain. Gao has light olive skin, shorter dark hair spiked up, a more triangular face, compared to Kook's more square face, and is smiling and wearing a white T-shirt and a black jacket over that. There is a gray and blue wristwatch on his left wrist. He appears to be leaning over a railing.]

It pisses me off that so many of Shannon Kook's fans are calling for a boycott of Mortal Instruments because he wasn't cast as Magnus Bane. Why are so many people angry that Godfrey Gao got cast as Magnus instead? I'm sure he'll do fine. Am I missing something here??

[Picture is a drawing of the characters Sony and Amy from the Sonic videogame/comic/cartoon franchise "Sonic the Hedgehog", but their colors are inverted: Amy is blue and her headband is gone, while Sonic is light pink and now has a red headband. They're both anthropomorphic cartoon hedgehogs, with huge connected eyes, thin limbs, large white gloved hands and big sneaker/trainer/tennis shoes. Their muzzles and stomaches are cream-colored, and Amy-now-Sonic is wearing a green blouse, and a red skirt, blushing and throwing out cartoon hearts while being carried under one arm by a running, tough-looking Sonic-now-Amy.]

I don't seem to have any problems in creating and developing female characters. Male characters, on the other hand, are unimaginable hard to make. It just feels like anything I try just feels either bland and uninteresting or unbearably annoying.

Secret because: I'm male, so it should be the other way around, I guess.

[Picture is a black and white photograph of actor Don Knotts playing Deputy Barney Fife and Andy Griffith playing Sheriff Andy Taylor, from the TV show "The Andy Griffith Show". Barney is a man with light skin and slightly receding dark hair slicked back. He is smiling as he talks, gesturing with one hand. He is wearing a dark bow-tie with light dots, a light shirt and a medium-colored rough-textured suit jacket. Andy is a man with light, maybe olive skin, short dark hair parted on the side and and wearing a dark tie, a white shirt and a darker suit jacket. He is smiling at Barney.]

I just can't understand why Andy went through so much trouble to make Barney feel good about himself. The fact I can't understand it, and wouldn't bother to do it myself, worries me.

[Picture is an image of the actress Helena Bonham Carter playing Bellatrix Lestrange from the Harry Potter movies. She has pale, grayish skin, long, wavy, wildly disheveled and tangled black hair, dark red lips, sunken, sort of bruised wide eyes and pretty much just a mad look about her. She is wearing dark clothes too.]

I think Helena did a horrible job playing Bellatrix. She was way too crazy and over the top for the tone of the later films and I couldn't take her seriously.

I'm baffled that everyone liked her performance.

[Picture is the actor Neil Patrick Harris playing Barney Stinson from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". He has light skin, short blond hair and is wearing a white shirt with gray lines, a dark red tie, and a grayish-brown suit jacket. He is holding his tie with one hand and looking at the viewer with raised eyebrows. He seems to be leaning against, or at least standing fairly close to, a rough wall.]

I don't get what's so funny or likeable about him.

[Picture is Jesse Pinkman? from the TV show Breaking Bad. He has rosy light skin, a shaved head with some brown hair just growing, blue or gray yes tearing up and an imploring look on his face. He is wearing a white T-shirt and a black jacket. He is talking to someone just off-screen.]

I hated Jesse after I found out he killed a dog.

[Picture is a photograph of the writer Neil Gaiman. He has light skin, sort of wild short brown hair, flying because of a breeze, maybe? He is wearing a dark T-shirt or shirt and a dark suit jacket or coat. He is on a street, with some sort of old-looking buildings next to him. The picture is taken on a weird angle, tilted as if looking from the ground.]

I can't get over how sexist his work is and how you can't fucking say it out loud.

[Picture is a screen-capture of a single line of text from the website "TV Tropes". It says: "Numerological Motif: Strings of identical digits seem to hold some significance with Slender Man. For example,"]

I get antsy when I see more than two of the same number in a row on the clock.

[Picture is a metallic yellow-brown colored chalice, goblet or cup holding some churning red liquid inside. The cup has decorative textures, and spikes circling it near the top. It does look kind of creepy.]

I recently purchased a 'diva cup', which my boyfriend has now officially named it my 'Bloodstone Chalice'. Fandom: Skyrim / Dawnguard Download Content.

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[ SECRET POST #2419 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Top Gear

Notes

Re: Notes

Re: Notes

Secret 2 - Supernatural

Secret 3 - Mario and Luigi

Secret 4 - Mortal Instruments

Secret 5 - Writing, gender

Secret 6 - The Andy Griffith Show

Secret 7 - Harry Potter

Secret 8 - How I Met Your Mother

Secret 9 - Breaking Bad

Secret 10 - Neil Gaiman

Secret 11 - Slenderman

Not Secret - Skyrim