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[ SECRET POST #2423 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2423 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Amanda Palmer]

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[Breaking Bad]

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[Free]

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[Urdnot Wrex (Mass Effect)]

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[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]

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[My Chemical Romance]

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[Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh]

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[Twin Peaks, Audrey Horne and Agent Dale Cooper]

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[Johnny Weir, American figure skater]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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[Arrested Development]

Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 026 secrets from Secret Submission Post #346.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Picture is the logo of the TV show "The Fosters". It has a line going up and then down over the word "The", like the outline of a tile roof on a house, and a line under "Fosters", making the logo evocative of a house.]

For the first time in television history, there's a family that looks like my family. My moms are interracial. My older sister is one of my moms' bio kid. The rest of my siblings are adopted, and our moms always tell us it's because they have enough love to go around. The episode where that very thing was said made me cry.

Maybe a lot of people don't get why this show is important. But for me? This show, on ABC Family means my family is recognized. Is okay.

Secret because: Dude, it's a TV show. And this channel ran Secret Life of an American Teenager. And the 700 Club, even if they constantly apologize for it.

warning for misogyny, sex shaming, and various other triggering insults

[Picture is a photo of the musician Amanda Palmer. She has light skin and short dark brown hair. She is wearing something dark and sleeveless in a very bright place outdoors. She is wearing white paint on her face, red lipstick, red blush and painted-on black eyebrows. She is looking to one side and holding up her hair, as someone else's hand holds a red rose to her head. There are bits of text floating around the picture.]

Dresden Dolls exploded when I was in middle school. People say a lot of less-than-flattering things about her.

[Quoted text]

Me too. Just go die already, geez. Weirdo. Fuckin' shave, already. Yea, good luck. She a freak, too? Stupid. Bitch. Ugly. Freak. Who'd want you? Girls shouldn't sing that low. What The Fuck Eyebrows?1! FAKE. "Pay in hugs" are you serious? FREAK. Poser. Whore. Slut. You call that music? She deserves to be raped. Her music is so violent. She ruined him.

[End of Quoted text]

Secret: If it wasn't for her, I would have stopped singing. Yea, she's usually pretty fucked up. I still like the music. Genuinely.

Too long; didn't read: She's the reason my hobby is my job. Cue wank.

Secret because: You mention liking anything about her and it's instant wank. Unless it's someone else from "the Following"!1! Especially around here. Can you imagine if it came out that she's the reason I grew up to be a fine musician?

[Picture is the actress Anna Gunn playing Skyler White from the TV show "Breaking Bad". She is a woman with light olive skin and medium-length blonde hair barely touching her shoulders. She is wearing a dark blouse or shirt and looking serious.]

I started disliking her the moment she badgered Walter into chemo treatments instead of letting him make his own healthcare decisions.

Bonus Skyler fail: Getting mad when your husband commits crazy crimes so he can afford the treatments you forced him to undergo in the first place.

[Picture is a screen-capture from the anime "Free!" showing the character Rin Matsuoka, and a cropped photograph of the actor Will Arnett. Rin has short, layered dark red hair, red eyes, light skin and a smug kind of smirk while he has his eyes half-lidded. He is wearing various golden earrings around the shell of his ear and a golden necklace, and a white T-shirt. He is raking his hair with one hand. Will Arnett is a man with light olive skin, gray eyes? Short dark hair spiked up and wearing a white T-shirt with a dark jacket.]

I normally don't have any difficulty picturing Japanese anime characters as Japanese people, but I can't picture Rin as looking like anyone but a teenaged Will Arnett.

warning for graphic text

[Picture is the alien Urdnot Wrex from the videogame series "Mass Effect". He is humanoid and stout, with a sort of reptilian but short head and light brown skin on the bottom of his wide face, and a red armored cranium on top, with ridges. He is wearing a black and red-wine colored armor. There are scars on his head, like claw marks. He has pitch black eyes and appears to be angry.]

I want to give him a good, hard reaming with a strap-on.

Edited 2013-08-21 23:50 (UTC)

[Picture is Odo, as portrayed by the actor René Auberjonois, from the TV show "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine". He is a human-looking creature with no eyebrows and a nose and ears that are not very separated from the rest of his face, but otherwise looks very human. He has light, somewhat rosy skin, lips the same color as the rest of his skin, slicked back short blond hair and blue eyes. He is wearing a brown shirt and a light brown vest or jacket over that.]

I think Odo has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen on anyone in Trek. I love how expressive they are, too!

[Picture is a movie-style poster for an apparently fake movie titled "They Came From Outer Jersey". It features the members of the musical group "My Chemical Romance" wearing dark coats, dark pants and dark gloves and orange shirts, with their faces painted white. They are standing, looking neutral, except for Gerard Way who is screaming and holding a megaphone.]

I still wish this was a real movie. I'd watch the hell out of it.

[Picture is a photograph of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He is an old man with light skin and receding gray hair wearing a dark gray suit, with several other suited persons standing behind out of focus. He is lowering his eyebrows and opening his mouth slightly as he looks to the side.]

It disgusts me that there are so many people who treat his racism and offensive comments as something "cute" or just "something that old people do".

[Picture is Audrey Horne and Agent Dale Cooper, as portrayed by Sherilyn Fenn and Kyle MacLachlan, from the TV show "Twin Peaks". Audrey is a woman with light skin and medium-short dark wavy hair. She has fine features and is wearing a light blue T-shirt and a dark wristwatch, leaning on her arm over the back of a couch while she idly reaches the back of her neck with the other hand and looks to the side to something off-screen. She looks like she's almost smiling. Dale is a man with light skin and short black hair slicked back. He is wearing a white shirt and a dark tie with white and black stripes and a dark suit jacket. He is holding an orange mug in one hand as he looks to the side, in the same direction that Audrey. He appears to be sitting on the couch Audrey is leaning on. There is a yellow door or window next to them, mostly cropped out of the frame of the picture.]

Age gaps like theirs don't bother me. I've always dated older men even when I was in high school. Some were jerks and some were wonderful, just as it would've been if I'd dated men my own age. I wish more people realized that it's not the age gap that makes a relationship bad, it's the people in it.

[Picture is the American figure skater Johnny Weir. He is a young man with light skin and short dark hair. He is wearing a cream-colored fur coat and a brown military hat, while making a military salute with his index and middle fingers pointed a bit over his head, at the height of his forehead. He is standing indoors, next to a bookshelf, and tilting his head back.]

I'm glad he's not boycotting the winter Olympics. Not because it shows support for LBGQT rights but because I just want him to get another shot at the gold medal.

[Picture is the main cast of the TV show "Star Trek: The Next Generation": LeVar Burton as Geordi La Forge, Marina Sirtis as Deanna Troi, Brent Spiner as Data, Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard, Michael Dorn as Worf, Gates McFadden as Beverly Crusher, and Jonathan Frakes as William Riker.]

I just got into this show. I'm so down because I have all these feelings, but I'm so late that I've missed the fandom. I just want friends, and fic, and maybe a fun little kink meme. I need to share this show with someone.

[Picture is George Oscar Bluth Jr., better known as G.O.B., from the TV/Internet show "Arrested Development". He has light rosy skin and short dark brown hair. He has gray eyes?. He is smiling with a clip-on microphone next to his mouth. He is wearing what looks like some sort of white shirt and brown leather straps over his shoulders.]

If they ignore the "Is he gay?" plot in the next season or the movie, I'm gonna be pissed!

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[ SECRET POST #2423 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - The Fosters

Secret 2 - Amanda Palmer (warning for misogyny, sex shaming, and various other triggering insults)

Secret 3 - Breaking Bad

Secret 4 - Free!

Secret 5 - Mass Effect (warning for graphic text)

Secret 6 - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Secret 7 - My Chemical Romance

Secret 8 - UK politics

Secret 9 - Twin Peaks

Secret 10 - Figure Skating, the Olympics

Secret 11 - Star Trek The Next Generation

Secret 12 - Arrested Development