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⌈ Secret Post #2423 ⌋

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"They probably go to church together." Haha.

That jacket is pretty Brokeback. I bet sad dude has a crush on Obama and is sad to find out he's married, but some of the more unscrupulous presidents are telling him to go for it anyway.

It was a dark day. Rick Perry was walking around Washington D.C., eating a soft serve cotton candy ice cream cone he got from the local Ben & Jerry's. He was walking by the White House and would have kept on going, merrily distracted by his dessert, but he saw something that caught his eye.

It was this totally cute sad white dude on a bench.

"Well hey there." said Rick Perry, smoothing back his hair dapperly. Except he forgot he was holding the ice cream so it got in his hair? He played like it was natural and flashed the dude his most charming grin. "Haven't I seen you at... Church?"

The dude looked up at Rick Perry. Oh my god he had cute sad puppy dog eyes!

"Help me." he said in a rasping voice. "They're everywhere!!!"

"What?" said Rick Perry. His face looked exactly like the :D emoticon. In Calibri bold, size 14.

"THE GHOSTS OF OLD PRESIDENTS! THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. EVEN THE ALIVE ONES. Reagan is quoting old, unfunny memes."

Rick Perry looked around. They were definitely surrounded by ghosts, including alive ghosts. Bill Clinton was churning out some sweet rhymes. The alive ghost of George W. Bush was trying to look uninterested, but anybody could see that he was tapping his foot to the fresh island beat.

Well, Rick Perry knew how to read signals from cute dudes. He shrugged off his Brokeback jacket in a very rugged and handsome fashion and put it over the dude's shoulders. Then he leaned in REALLY CLOSE and said, "Now everyone will know that we're going steady. Tee-hee!"

"Oh god." whispered the dude. He looked across the sidewalk at his friend Obama, but Obama was now doing a jig to Bill Clinton's melodic sounds. The dude sighed. "I need to stop going to parties with that guy. From now on we are strictly casual fandom friends."

Omfg, I just died and became an alive ghost. This is the funniest thing. <2

ok so maybe i can forgive my roomies now

MAYBE

You have my permission to print this out and tape it to the picture if you want

Reading this in the middle of the night laughing out loud. Size 14 :D emoticon!

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