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⌈ Secret Post #2425 ⌋

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[Brendan Fraser]

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05. [SPOILERS for Supernatural]
http://i.imgur.com/E5CGz6z.jpg

your imagination must suck. but I do envy people that can get off on PG sexy times. I gotta work for my shit.

I worry for people who can wank to shitty photomanips.

Their imagination must be AMAZING to get off on PG sexy times.

I will never understand why people are so butthurt about this. There's no way Destiel can be canon, ever, so who cares if he has sex with a lady.

You do realize there is no guarantee they'll even kiss onscreen?

"Masterbate." Why is that the part of this secret that bothers me?

- MASTAH! (bait)

Came here to say exactly this.

It reminds me of when we taught the foreign exchange students this word and one girl just asked, "Master WHO?"

So you have to imagine yourself with someone in order to get off. Actually, it seems like imagining isn't even gonna do it and you need a picture. That must suck.

spoilers for Supernatural

[Picture is Sam Winchester, Destiel and a woman with her head and face covered by an "anonymous" avatar, the silhouette of a head. Sam has light skin and medium-length brown hair reaching his neck. He is frowning and wearing a tartan blue-red shirt and a brown jacket. Destiel has light skin, slight stubble and short dark hair. He is wearing a thin black tie, a shirt, a dark suit jacket and a brown coat. The woman has long dark hair and has a hand behind Castiel's head and the two are leaning their faces close, in an almost-kissing way, with Castiel looking down and his eyes half-lidded. Sam looks on kind of confused or annoyed.]

I can't wait for Castiel to have sex with a female character in Season Nine. This isn't to piss off the Destiel shippers. It's so I can crop her face out in gifs and put my own in and masturbate to them.

Wrong! It's "masterbate".

Edited 2013-08-24 04:35 (UTC)

I know sometimes it looks like it, but Destiel isn't actually a character of Supernatural. Replace the Destiel's in the description with Castiel and you'll get it right. ( also the woman is Meg)

Re: spoilers for Supernatural

transcriptanon - 2013-08-25 02:42 (UTC) - Expand

ah ha ha shine on op

I'm there for that Destiel wank they'll inevitably kick up.

Me too. I'm really looking forward to it. I am a bad person.

Huh. I have to say I can't imagine ever masturbating to my own face.

That's because you're ugly. I always fap to myself. Also, I use antlers in all of my decorating!

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(Anonymous) - 2013-08-24 04:37 (UTC) - Expand

visp - 2013-08-24 18:02 (UTC) - Expand

Can't you just do that now?

(Anonymous) - 2013-08-24 01:06 (UTC) - Expand

OT After years of reading it wrong on F!S, I just found out today that Castiel has three syllables.

(Anonymous) - 2013-08-24 02:39 (UTC) - Expand

Hey, whatever floats your boat, Anon. I picture him with a different/past canon lady, but excellent choice regardless.

LOL, wait until John and Mary hookup on Sherlock.

(Anonymous) - 2013-08-24 03:07 (UTC) - Expand

darkmanifest - 2013-08-24 05:48 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2013-08-24 18:56 (UTC) - Expand

This would've been a great troll/wank secret if only you'd removed the last line.

You know it's not going to be porn, right? LOL
Carry on, OP. Live your dream. :)

The only way I can accept this is if Cas talks about what a BEAUTIFUL thing it was, like, all the time after. And we get more, "You're father loved you" type awkward moments.