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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-08-23 07:01 pm

[ SECRET POST #2425 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2425 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Kate Mulgrew as Galina 'Red' Reznikov in Orange is the New Black]


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02.
[Teen Wolf]


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03.
[Welcome to Night Vale]


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04.
[Brendan Fraser]


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05. [SPOILERS for Supernatural]



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06. [SPOILERS for Arrested Development]



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07. [SPOILERS for Degrassi]



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08. [WARNING for abuse]



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09. [WARNING for eating disorders]



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10. [WARNING for underage/abuse/etc]

















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #346.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 (deformed kitten in picture) - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

[personal profile] fscom 2013-08-23 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
05. [SPOILERS for Supernatural]
http://i.imgur.com/E5CGz6z.jpg

(Anonymous) 2013-08-23 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
your imagination must suck. but I do envy people that can get off on PG sexy times. I gotta work for my shit.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I worry for people who can wank to shitty photomanips.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Their imagination must be AMAZING to get off on PG sexy times.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-23 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I will never understand why people are so butthurt about this. There's no way Destiel can be canon, ever, so who cares if he has sex with a lady.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-23 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize there is no guarantee they'll even kiss onscreen?

(Anonymous) 2013-08-23 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Masterbate." Why is that the part of this secret that bothers me?

(Anonymous) 2013-08-23 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
- MASTAH! (bait)

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Came here to say exactly this.

It reminds me of when we taught the foreign exchange students this word and one girl just asked, "Master WHO?"
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[personal profile] queerwolf 2013-08-23 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So you have to imagine yourself with someone in order to get off. Actually, it seems like imagining isn't even gonna do it and you need a picture. That must suck.

spoilers for Supernatural

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-23 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
spoilers for Supernatural

[Picture is Sam Winchester, Destiel and a woman with her head and face covered by an "anonymous" avatar, the silhouette of a head. Sam has light skin and medium-length brown hair reaching his neck. He is frowning and wearing a tartan blue-red shirt and a brown jacket. Destiel has light skin, slight stubble and short dark hair. He is wearing a thin black tie, a shirt, a dark suit jacket and a brown coat. The woman has long dark hair and has a hand behind Castiel's head and the two are leaning their faces close, in an almost-kissing way, with Castiel looking down and his eyes half-lidded. Sam looks on kind of confused or annoyed.]

I can't wait for Castiel to have sex with a female character in Season Nine. This isn't to piss off the Destiel shippers. It's so I can crop her face out in gifs and put my own in and masturbate to them.

Re: spoilers for Supernatural

[personal profile] anonlulz 2013-08-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wrong! It's "masterbate".
Edited 2013-08-24 04:35 (UTC)

Re: spoilers for Supernatural

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I know sometimes it looks like it, but Destiel isn't actually a character of Supernatural. Replace the Destiel's in the description with Castiel and you'll get it right. ( also the woman is Meg)

(Anonymous) 2013-08-23 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
ah ha ha shine on op

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm there for that Destiel wank they'll inevitably kick up.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too. I'm really looking forward to it. I am a bad person.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I have to say I can't imagine ever masturbating to my own face.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's because you're ugly. I always fap to myself. Also, I use antlers in all of my decorating!

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Can't you just do that now?

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[personal profile] aubry 2013-08-24 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
OT After years of reading it wrong on F!S, I just found out today that Castiel has three syllables.

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, whatever floats your boat, Anon. I picture him with a different/past canon lady, but excellent choice regardless.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, wait until John and Mary hookup on Sherlock.

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[personal profile] electromouse 2013-08-24 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
This would've been a great troll/wank secret if only you'd removed the last line.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-24 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
You know it's not going to be porn, right? LOL
Carry on, OP. Live your dream. :)

(Anonymous) 2013-08-25 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
The only way I can accept this is if Cas talks about what a BEAUTIFUL thing it was, like, all the time after. And we get more, "You're father loved you" type awkward moments.