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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-08-27 06:41 pm

[ SECRET POST #2429 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2429 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Arrested Development]


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03.
[George R.R. Martin]


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04.
[Bee and PuppyCat]


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05.
[Harry Potter]


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06.
[Resident Evil 6]


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[The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings]


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08.
[Naruto]


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09.
[Jin, Hanzawa Naoki]


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10.
[Neverwinter Nights]


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11.
[Shina Dark]


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12.
[Thomas Gibson from the series Criminal Minds]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 044 secrets from Secret Submission Post #347.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Transcripts!

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-27 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
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Secret 1 - Mister Rogers

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-27 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Picture is Fred McFeely Rogers, the host from the TV show "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood". He is a middle-aged man with light skin and short dark hair that is graying. He is wearing a white shirt, a dark tie, a red sweater, dark blue pants and is putting on blue and white sneaker shoes. He is sitting on a wooden bench or seat indoors and smiling at the camera. There is a potted plant behind him.]

Whenever I feel horrible, looking up stuff about this man always reminds me that there is good in the world.

Secret 2 - Arrested Development

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the actress Kristen Wiig playing a young Lucille Bluth from the TV and internet show "Arrested Development". She is a woman with light skin and medium-long dark hair dyed dark blonde from the middle and downwards. She has gray eyes and is pouting wide-eyed at something next to a kitchen's cabinet, wearing a purple blouse.]

I don't get why so many fans loved Kristen Wiig's portrayal of young-Lucille Bluth. She played Lucille like an awful parody.

Secret 3 - A Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the writer George R.R. Martin. He is an older man with light skin, gray mustache and a short gray beard around his face. He is wearing large eyeglasses and a black cap and jacket, while he strokes his chin with his closed hand.]

I can't watch Game of Thrones because I get too distracted wondering how much money he makes off it. I know this is dumb and I'm a spiteful loser but I'm broke and it upsets me that something so lame is so successful.

Secret 4 - Bee and PuppyCat

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is a screen-capture from the web animation/cartoon "Bee and PuppyCat". It shows the figures of a young man and a young woman against a blue space-themed abstract background. The man's skin is only showed as a black silhouette, and he has short white hair with two peaks tinted blue at the tips and is wearing an elegant, sort of old-fashioned European style white suit, with blue trims, consisting of a high-necked jacket, strange short pants? tights or tight pants? and high boots reaching mid-thigh. The woman has very long white hair and a very long sleevleess dress with these sort of very long, flowing blue straps floating over around her shoulders, and has her face and flesh similarly represented as a black silhouette. She also appears to have a blue antenna coming out of her forehead. The young man is leaning forward in a sort of gentleman's bow to kiss her right hand, while she looks at him. There is the subtitle saying: "and they both agreed they were meant to be together."]

I have the hugest crush on her (the Space King's daughter). And on him (the space outlaw). So, uh, yeah, thanks for reminding me that I do indeed swing both ways, I guess, Miss Allegri. [mouth open wide emoticon]

Also this whole sequence was gorgeous Oh My God.

Secret 5 - Harry Potter

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is a colored drawing of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy from the "Harry Potter" movies/books. Harry is depicted as a young man with short black hair, light olive skin and wearing eyeglasses, a white shirt and brown pants/trousers. Draco has pale skin, very pale blond hair reaching past his ears and is wearing an unbuttoned green shirt and black pants/trousers. They're standing close to each other, their eyes half-lidded and Harry is reaching with a hand inside Draco's shirt, near his hip.]

I have never read a single Harry/Draco fic that was truly in-character.

Not secret: I used to be in fandom, One True Pairing-ed them hard.

Bonus secret: They kind of make me cringe now, not sure why. I still love Harry Potter itself.

Secret 6 - Resident Evil (possible spoilers?)

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is two screen-captures of Chris Redfield and Piers Nivans from the videogame series "Resident Evil". They're both men with light skin and very short brown hair. They're both wearing similar sort of soldier uniforms. In one picture, one of them is looking down, upset, while the other looks on from behind; in the other picture, they're exchanging wary glances while standing apart and circling each other.]

I think part of what tore me up so much about the story of Chris and Piers was that it made me discover how desperately I want someone to care about me as much as Piers cared for Chris. Or, alternatively, I'd like to have someone in my life that I care so much for that I'd die for them.

Secret 7 - The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Pictures are screen-captures of Tauriel, Arwen and Eowyn from the movie adaptations of the "Lord of the Rings" books. Tauriel is an elf with light skin and very long orange-red hair, wearing a gray and green dress, peering over her shoulder at the viewer. Arwen is an elf with light skin and long dark hair, who is fighting in one scene and lying unconscious in the next? And Eowyn is a human with light skin and long blond hair who is looking frightened in the last picture. Before her is someone wearing an armor next to a horse, but I'm not sure if that's her.]

Whenever people say "don't worry about Tauriel, Peter Jackson did a great job with the Lord of the Rings women," I'm reminded he took Arwen from badass to damsel-in-distress, needing Aragorn to save her. (That plot didn't make any sense but whatever.) and took Eowyn, from the Slayer of the Witchking (also known as Sauron's second-in-command) to immediately needing Aragorn and Gimli to save her from an orc (extended edition only - the theatrical release ignored her until her cameo at the coronation) and that doesn't even touch on how Arwen's arc revolves around Aragorn and her love for him ... and hwo the same is true, to a lesser extent, for Eowyn.

So, in short, Peter Jackson's track record with Lord of the Rings women isn't that great. At least Tauriel's romance with ??? doesn't seem to be a big part of her character.

Secret 8 - Naruto

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is a colored drawing of Hinata looking on as Naruto and Sakura walk away outdoors, pressed together under a blue umbrella as its raining, from the anime/manga "Naruto". Hinata has light skin, long, straight dark hair and pupilless lavender eyes. She is wearing white clothing and looking sad. Naruto has light skin and short blond hair and is wearing a black and orange jacket and orange pants. The jacket has a red spiral symbol on the back. Sakura has short light pink hair, light skin, and is wearing a red vest or blouse with a white circle on the back. She is wearing a light skirt or shorts.]

Finally seeing Naruto and Sakura together is pretty much the only noteworthy reason why I'm still eagerly following the manga. I know it's bound to happen sooner or later; and when it does, I bet the tears of the butthurt rabid!NarutoHinata fans will be sweetly delicious.

Secret because: Ships in Naruto are the most serious of business.

*Art used without permission. Sorry!

Secret 9 - Jin, Hanzawa Naoki

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the covers of the TV shows "Jin" and "Hanzawa Naoki", showing the logos of the series and head-shots of the main cast, all looking appropriately dramatic. In Jin they're all wearing sort of Japanese feudal-era clothes? And in Hanzawa Naoki they're all wearing suits from the current times.]

My moods are easily swayed by what I watch or read. Dramas with this kind of story [Jin, Science fiction, historical medical drama] that makes people think or contemplate about many things in life are totally amazing dramas, but for me these can be very distracting. They keep my mind occupied when there are things that need to be done in real life, preferably without all the melodramatic mood this drama induced in me.

Good thing I quickly picked up this one [Hanzawa Naoki, suspense, banks, loans]. Total mood change indeed, just by picking up a new show. Is that weird or what?

Post script: I need it because I'm currently preparing for my Master's degree aboard, and have to be one hundred percent focused for everything.

Secret 10 - Neverwinter Nights

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is Linu from the videogame "Neverwinter Nights". She is a young woman with light skin, pointed ears and red hair pulled back in a bun?. She is wearing a white shirt and a metallic armor vest. She is standing talking to another armored woman somewhere with flagstones on the floor.]

It's been eleven years, and Linu is still my favorite Bioware companion character.

1. She's the comic relief. 2. The core campaign isn't that good. 3. Everyone else has moved on to Dragon Age, Mass Effect or even Knights of the Old Republic.

Secret 11 - Shina Dark

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is Exoda Cero Claw from the manga "Shina Dark". He is a human looking Demon Lord with spiky black hair and light skin, wearing a huge dark cape, a coat of sorts, gloves, and two looping belts. He looks like a fairly laidback person, with his eyes closed and his hands raised appeasingly as he talks.]

I know this manga is dead. I know the author has moved on to other things. I know hardly anyone read it in the first place. But it was funny, sexy, smart, and even touching. It's my favorite manga, and after four years, I still haven't give up hope of a revival. It deserves one more chance to find an audience.

Secret 12 - Thomas Gibson from Criminal Minds

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-28 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the actor Thomas Gibson, playing Aaron Hotchner from the TV show "Criminal Minds". He is a man with lightly tanned light skin and short dark hair neatly combed. He is glaring slightly and wearing a white shirt, a black tie and a black suit jacket.]

I was disappointed to hear about his hot tub shenanigans. Then I watched the video and was disappointed that it was so tame and didn't actually involve nudity.