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[ SECRET POST #2432 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2432 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Leverage]

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03.

[Dragon Ball Z]

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05.

[John Cusack, Say Anything]

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06.

[Arrested Development]

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[Star Wars]

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08.

[Easy A]

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09.

[Star Trek]

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10. http://i.imgur.com/XrNzg6P.jpg
[link for porny art, illustrated]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

11. [SPOILERS for Twin Peaks]

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12. [SPOILERS for dangan ronpa, fire emblem awakening, pokemon special, and gatchaman crowds]

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13. [SPOILERS for Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan]

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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

14. [WARNING for abuse/incest/non-con]

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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[Picture is the photographs of the actress Ayla Kell, the actor Mark Sheppard and the actor Joe Flanigan. Ayla has light skin and long blonde hair done in a side braid. She is smiling and wearing a white blouse. Mark has light olive skin and short brown hair. He is wearing a brown shirt or jacket and he looks serious. Joe has light rosy skin and short dark hair. He is smiling and wearing eyeglasses and a dark sweater or jacket with a thick, tall neck. The fandom is marked as "Leverage", the TV show.]

I wish I could still write fanfic, because one story in my head won't go away. Sterling, his ex-thief partner (played by Joe Flanigan) and his daughter join up with the Hardison-Parker-Spencer One True Threesome dream-team to plan and carry out a heist in Europe and hijinks ensue.

Secret because: Surely it's petty to want my muse back just for one silly story about a recurring character's family in a cancelled show?

[Picture is a photograph of a person with a sort of white, red and gold regal suit next to a woman wearing a white wedding dress and a third person wearing a dark shirt and coat raising a hand towards them from "Elisabeth, The Musical". The faces of Hetalia characters have been pasted over their real faces.]

Words can't describe how much I crave a silly Hetalia musical with epic music. That's a still of Elisabeth The Musical, by the way.

Edited 2013-08-31 00:03 (UTC)

[Picture is Goku from the anime "Dragon Ball Z". He is a muscular young man with light rosy skin and spiky black hair. He is wearing a blue sleeveless shirt and an orange vest over that.]

I always liked the name Kakarot better than Goku. Not enough to name something real it, of course. Just a Pokemon.

[Picture is yellow text on a white blank background.]

YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO MY FICS: A NOVEL

You have awesome skills as a roleplaying partner, our porn is the best, your kinks are my kinks. But your horrible, possessive, manipulative personality has me broken in the worst ways. For years. And every time I cave, I give in, and give you what you want just so you stop holding random our stories.

How I wish I could quit you. But I wouldn't find someone like you to Role Play with, there's too much time of emotional (and creative) baggage... and honestly, if I can't cut ties with an abuser like you, then I deserve it. So I'm keeping my rage a secret. Simmering, with Stockholm and poison.

[Picture is John Cusack playing Lloyd Dobler in the movie "Say Anything..." He is shaking a man somewhere outdoors where there is a dirt path, tons of plants, and a line of hanging lanterns. John has light skin and short dark hair and is wearing a light brown or khaki coat or jacket and looking earnestly at the other man, who has olive skin and is wearing a dark T-shirt and a black hat.]

Everyone else of my generation wanted the Peter Gabriel boom-box scene. I imagine Lloyd on my shoulder shouting "You must chill! You must chill!" (It's probably the least crazy message to come from out of eighties teen romance comedies.)

[Picture is the cast of the TV/Internet show "Arrested Development". There are nine people of varying ages.]

The Bluths make me wish I had a bigger family.

Secret because: Really, self? Out of all the families on TV, it's the Bluths you wish your family was more like?!

[Picture is Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars movies. He looks like a waste old man wearing a black hooded robe and smiling creepily.]

I can't even think of the world "apprentice" without hearing it in his voice.

[Picture is the actress Emma Stone playing Olive Penderghast from the movie "Easy A". She is a young woman with light skin and long wavy dark red hair reaching past her shoulders. She has gray eyes? and is wearing a pinkish-purple top, while holding up a sheet of notebook paper.]

I don't understand the love people have for this movie. It was...okay. But it certainly wasn't "the Mean Girls of the 2010s" like so many people say it is.

[Picture is the actress Sanaa Lathan wearing a sleeveless, strapless red dress and long copper-colored earrings at an event. She has dark skin and long dark hair pulled up in a high bun. She is wearing red dark lipstick and smiling at the camera. Fandom is marked as "Star Trek".]

I think she would make a prettier Uhura.

warning because kinda graphic text

[Picture is a colored drawing of a person with light skin and blonde hair pulled back beneath a white cloth. They are wearing red high heels and a light blue apron with white frills, and the person is tilting forward as they churn butter, looking over their shoulder and showing a vulva to the viewer.]

I love her porny fanart. But I'm embarrassed to reblog it because, well, it's very porny. I don't want my followers to know I like boypussy!Kurt or ay other of my "strange" kinks.

spoilers for Twin Peaks

[Picture is Killer BOB, as portrayed by Frank Silva, from the TV show Twin Peaks. He looks like a middle-aged man with lightly tanned light skin and long gray hair. He has his eyes closed and his mouth open as a woman right in front of him screams with her head back. She has light olive skin and long dark hair.]

The scene where Leland/BOB attacks and kills Maddy is by far one of the scariest and most disturbing things I have ever seen in a TV series.

Yet it's absolutely brilliant at the same time.

spoilers for Dangan Ronpa, Fire Emblem Awakening, Pokemon Special and Gatchaman Crowds

[Picture is Chihiro Fujisaki (young, light skin, hazel eyes, medium-length light brown hair, green long-sleeved blouse with white collar reaching chest and shoulders) from the videogame "Dangan Ronpa"; Yasaburo Shimogano? from the anime "The Eccentric Family" (wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform with a short-sleeved white blouse, red tie and short blue skirt); Rui Ninomiya from the anime "Gatchaman Crowds" (young, light rosy skin, short voluminous black hair, white shirt, light blue sweater, blueish green eyes); Yellow from the manga "Pokémon Special" or "Pokémon Adventures" (child, black long-sleeved shirt, light tunic, denim pants, huge straw hat, light skin and light hair with huge bangs/forelocks); and Lucina from the videogame "Fire Emblem: Awakening" (young adult, pale skin, blue eyes, long blue hair, blue and dark blue light armor).]

Every time there's a character who dresses differently than their physical sex, I tend to headcanon them as non-binary. I know this is a 'tumblr trend' but it's the only way I can deal with the fact that I might not be nonbinary myself...

Bonus secret: I hate it when people use male pronouns for Chihiro or Rui, even though I know I have no right...

spoilers for Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan

[Picture is a manga scan of "Shingeki no Kyojin"/"Attack on Titan" where Ymir jumps down from a building and purposely cuts the palm of her hand as she falls. Christa Renz looks on and yells at her helplessly from the building.]

From chapter 40: "Ymir". This was the greatest act of love I have ever seen in a work of fiction.

Bonus secret: Because of this, I think Ymir is the bravest, most courageous character in the series.

warning for abuse, incest, non-consent

[Picture is red text on a white blank background.]

I have a lot of gross fandom interests. Gory fanart, non-con fanfic, abusive incest ships, the list goes on. I wouldn't push that stuff on others, and I'd never approve of any of it in reality.

I never hid those kinks, exactly, but I keep them a total secret now. I got tired of people expressing they thought I was a horrible person. That I was contributing to real life suffering. That I ought to just die.

I'd be a different person if I could be, but I'm not. I wish fandom didn't make me hate myself.

[Picture is the Vermont Code Enforcer Bill Ward?? He is a man with light skin wearing a white cap and a light blue shirt while holding a calculator?]

Former cop, unbelievably capable, never loses his cool, staff writes letter to mayor thanking him for hiring Bill, and real: Burlington, VT Code Enforcer Bill Ward has replaced Agent Coulson as my go-to Badass Motherfucker.

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[ SECRET POST #2432 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Leverage

Secret 2 - Hetalia

Secret 3 - Dragon Ball Z

Secret 4 - Fandom relationship

Secret 5 - Say Anything (movie)

Secret 6 - Arrested Development

Secret 7 - Star Wars

Secret 8 - Easy A

Secret 9 - Star Trek

Secret 10 - Fanart (warning because kinda graphic text)

Secret 11 (spoilers for Twin Peaks)

Secret 12 (spoilers for Dangan Ronpa, Fire Emblem Awakening, Pokemon Special, Gatchaman Crowds)

Secret 13 - (spoilers for Shingeki no Kyojin, Attack on Titan)

Secret 14 - Fanfiction (warning for abuse, incest, non-consent)

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