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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-08-31 03:28 pm

[ SECRET POST #2433 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2433 ⌋

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Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
then you're not bisexual

a bisexual is a person who has se with both men and women. you're a straight girl with delusions of being a special little snowflake, i'm afraid.

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Nope, definitely bisexual. My last-but-one relationship was with a woman - it just didn't go all the way sexually before she dumped me.
insanenoodlyguy: (Default)

Re: Non-fandom confessions

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2013-09-01 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Please don't bother to justify yourself to this dope.

Also, in terms of practical advise... if you are a female, you ever handled genitals before? just do that but on somebody else.

If you are a male... when all else fails, lick the clitoris and stick some fingers in there and ask her to tell you when you are doing it right and when you are doing it wrong and provide feedback. Trust me on this, folks like feeling good so they'll generally help you out with that if you give them the opportunity to improve how well you make them feel good.

Vibrators never hurt either.

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, Noodly.

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're an idiot.

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...so...what are virgins, then?

ohhh right, bisexual people are the promiscuous sluts who are never monogamous and were never virgins, is that it?

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
'virginity' is a problematic imaginary construct you cisheteronormative patrikyriarchal shitstain

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
D'awww! *pets your fuzzy little head*

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
does that mean someone who has never had sex at all is just asexual...?

Re: Non-fandom confessions

(Anonymous) 2013-09-01 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
By this "reasoning," virgins are asexual, no matter how much sexual attraction they experience. Good job, dumbass.
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Re: Non-fandom confessions

[personal profile] pantasma 2013-09-01 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. A bisexual person is someone who can feel (sexual) attraction for both sexes, regardless of who their partners are or have been.
insanenoodlyguy: (Deal)

Ahahahah what

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2013-09-01 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
So basically, all children are asexual until their first time?

I heard a man make this argument once. In real life no less. It was to a lesbian who was a virgin. To be fair, he carried the argument all the way to it's logical conclusion: even some 15 year old jerking off to playboys wasn't actually straight yet.

It was still really, really stupid though. Just like you.
Edited 2013-09-01 05:03 (UTC)