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Something magic I found on the internet

[insanenoodlyguy]

i was gonna pretend I was lucy but even lucy doesn't deserve to get saddled with this.

Something magical I found on tumblr below this post:

ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[insanenoodlyguy]

the last time you
touched a vagina you were five years old:
and you were figuring out the mechanics of a body
in a world where birth certificates do not include
instruction manuals
so during recess you played show and tell with her:
you still remember the coolness of her skin

years later your first girlfriend
will invite you inside of her
but you cannot bare the darkness
in-between her legs, that cave you
crawled out of once on a night much like this

so you call yourself gay —
use that word as a condom to protect you
from her body, from her want
wipe her tears as she wipes your cum
get it off your chest:
say sorry after you call it disgusting
“i just can’t help it.”
“born this way”
to be a patriarch

you have not seen a naked cis-woman in years:
except the one that slipped in the commercials
to that porn film with men who called each
other pussies when they fucked. except those
breasts you grabbed that night at the gay bar
told her she was gorgeous and that any
man would be lucky to have her
except for some reason you are not
eligible because the only part of her
body that is useful to you is her
makeup when you go in drag
have a kiki with all your gurls
but her

the tv is running:
america declares war on women,
cannot bare the darkness in-between her
legs so prescribes laws to keep it
shut cannot bare her nudity,
its honesty, its blood
its creativity

hey gurl – where were you
last night when wendy davis?
when body degraded?
when pleasure made illegal?

too busy getting gay married,
telling stories about accepting mothers
who let you wear pink when you were
fifteen and started fucking boys
and mistook misogyny
for love

hey gurl:
did your ask your her how hard
he hit her? institutionalized rape
and called it marriage? institutionalized slavery
and called it mother?

hey gurl
how many women did it take to make you fierce?
how many women did it take to make you equal?
how many women do you have even have in your phonebook?

hey gurl
the government wants you to get gay married
to drive past the abortion clinics to the altars
to make more babies, to make more politicians
to make more soldiers, to make more rapists, to make more profit,
to make more fabulous, to make her useless,
to make her forgotten, to make her illegal

hey gurl
hey?

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[(Anonymous)]

what

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[(Anonymous)]

...Not just that, but it also seems a touch 'gays are just ~afraid~ of women, not ~really~ attracted to other men!'

But that's just what I got reading it. : /

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[hallokatzchen]

What the fuck did I just read? O_o

The Darkness In-Between Her Legs

[chardmonster]

Is the title of my new metal band

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[morieris]

?
??
???

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[queerwolf]

Um...

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[(Anonymous)]

hey gurl – where were you
last night when wendy davis?
when body degraded?
when pleasure made illegal?

too busy getting gay married,
telling stories about accepting mothers
who let you wear pink when you were
fifteen and started fucking boys
and mistook misogyny
for love



is it... is it calling gay men girls? i... what????

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[kelincihutan]

"the government wants you to get gay married...to make more babies..."

I'm sensing some logistical difficulties in carrying out both these goals simultaneously. Just sayin'.

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't been this confused since I tried to read Ulysses.

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[leikomgwtfbbq]

I tried to read that past the first line and then my eyes just slid off the page over and over so I stopped trying.

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[fingalsanteater]

Oh man. I didn't even want to reblog that I was just like... whaaaaa.

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[(Anonymous)]

Please gimme the source. I need it for, ehm, reasons.

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[pfefferminz]

Da fuq

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST - Found it!

[pkbitchgirl]

http://returnthegayze.tumblr.com/post/55114000901/hey-gurl-hey-that-gay-misogyny-aint-cute

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[kaijinscendre]

Are you on Tumblrinaction as well? :D

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[(Anonymous)]

...the writer must have had some extremely inattentive playground monitors.

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[elaminator]

This has to be trolling. Has to be.

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[al28894]

This is the most bizarre thing I've ever read.

And I've read a lot of bizarre stuff in my life (Hey there, Secondary School Classical Malay!) .

Re: ALL GAYS ARE JUST SUPER MISOGENIST

[scrubber]

I never make it far into this poem because I just can't stop thinking about how all the crazy (and I mean squirrel-shit crazy) social justice types think little tiny kids fingering each other is a totally normal expectation/experience. Though maybe they are showing their hand, it would explain a lot about them and their topsy-turvy clusterfuck sexualities.

Or hey, maybe I missed out! Maybe I'm the freak.


so you call yourself gay —
use that word as a condom to protect you

This too, I cannot get over.

Re: Something magic I found on the internet

[(Anonymous)]

Kindly get fucked.

(frozen comment) Re: Something magic I found on the internet

[(Anonymous)]

lucy?

Re: Something magic I found on the internet

[(Anonymous)]

Still better as a poem than that one Amanda Palmer wrote about Boston

DRAMATIC READING!

[insanenoodlyguy]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08xNVrexulT

Oh man this is bad. But the music was perfect so here it goes.