[ SECRET POST #2453 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2453 ⌋

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Comments

[kaijinscendre]

200 white cis male tears.

[(Anonymous)]

50% off if they're also het and wealthy.

[mekkio]

Aw, damn it. I have slightly above poverty, lower class white, cis, male, het tears. But do I have any additional discounts if they are Christian?

[kaijinscendre]

Sorry no. Had they been ANY other religion, we could have worked something out.

[(Anonymous)]

i <3 all of u in this thread

[wldcatsprstr_14]

LMAO win.

[(Anonymous)]

How many tears for popcorn?

[kaijinscendre]

20 white cis male tears. You get a free large soda if they belong to a straight male.

[chordatesrock]

How many tears if they come from a white cis straight woman?

[kaijinscendre]

Depends. Is she a feminist?

[chordatesrock]

Would that make her more privileged, or less?

[(Anonymous)]

I have 200 tears, but I have been unable to determine their sex or gender.

[(Anonymous)]

Take them to your local SJW. If that warrior reacts to them like Superman to kryptonite, you have yourself some male, cis, het tears.

[chordatesrock]

My white cis male tears came from a disabled person; will that be a problem or is there still enough distilled privilege?

[kaijinscendre]

Depends on the disability. We have a chart.

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[chordatesrock]

Oh, lovely, that spares me having to ask whether my vial of white cis straight female tears is worth more than my vial of black cis straight male tears!

Now, would a TAB with autism get +25 (for being able-bodied) and -20 (for having autism), or just -20? And what do you do about incomes between 65k and 100k? Maybe it's +5?