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You like dicks, you find dicks more exciting, two dicks are better than one dick --> het seems boring in comparison.

Ah, yes, that is why no straight women buy straight romance novels or straight men watch straight porn.

Most people don't find straight smut boring. I mean, that's cool if you think so, but you have to realize that you're in the minority.

I did not say "all" women think this way.

Being "in the minority" on something does not mean that there is something wrong with you.

Well, I don't know. I think it's sort of creepy when straight people fetishize gay relationships because "het isn't good enough."

Seriously? Being attracted to the opposite sex to the point that it makes more members of the opposite sex being involved in porn extra hot? Shit, all those guys who like lesbians and twins and threesomes and orgies oughta know they're creeping you out.

Yeah, I knew one straight guy who told me he only exclusively watched lesbian porn even though he knew I was gay. I told him he was a disgusting pig, and we've never spoken since.

Yeah, I find the straight fangirls who only read slash porn creepy, but at least you guys don't go up to gay guys and tell them crap like that.

You....

....Might be the one with the issues, man.

Oh, cool. A straight chick is telling me I have issues for not liking to see gay people fetishized. This is rich.

"Not liking to see gay people fetishized" is miiiiillllles away from where you started, by telling women they hate themselves and their bodies if they like to see two men get it on.

On your way along the reverse Tour de France, do you mind picking up some wine for me?

OP

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-22 02:57 (UTC) - Expand

Re: OP

ariakas - 2013-09-22 03:00 (UTC) - Expand

*headdesk*

All porn is fetishizing someone. Please comes to terms with this before you hurt your brain permanently.

(reply from suspended user)

You honestly don't see how it's creepy for a straight person to go up to a gay person and tell them they get off to gay porn?

He had a girlfriend, but he wasn't going to tell her. He told me because he thought I could "relate."

OuOP

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-22 03:26 (UTC) - Expand

Re: OuOP

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-22 06:22 (UTC) - Expand

You've got some fucking issues, OP. Other than being the porn police.

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-22 03:31 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-22 06:25 (UTC) - Expand

Now your true colors are revealed. Let's tackle this new issue, shall we?

Liking dicks rubbing together =/= fetishizing gay men or relationships.
Finding gay porn sexy =/= hating your body.
Liking dicks rubbing together = finding gay porn sexy
Thus, liking dicks rubbing together =/= hating your body or fetishizing gay relationships.

Are you following? Do you need more steps?

Yeah, that's really cool of you to reduce gay guys to their genetalia. Straight guys do that to me all the time. Nice to know straight guys beat off to vids of lesbians and tell me to go make out with a girl while I'm at a party when I can't marry my girlfriend.

Nice to know, at te end of the day. I'm just some straight dude's fantasy.

You better go listen to some Linkin Park, OP.

Oh, thanks for making fun of me for being upset that I'm oppressed. Real cute.

We'll care that you're oppressed some other time. Right now you're being an asshole.

and AFTER the Linkin Park you should probably find some gated community on Tumblr where they'll pet your hair over your delusions of oppression via porn, instead of loling at you.

lol.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-09-22 20:15 (UTC) - Expand

Dude, watching porn is reducing everyone to their genitals. That's the point. Slash at least has more emphasis on the relationship part, so maybe you should be endorsing it if you're so annoyed by people only seeing you as a sex thing.

Honestly, I don't know what your problem is anymore--are you annoyed that straight people have fantasies that don't fit on your approved list, or are you annoyed that porn exists at all?

Please re-read the comment again. Take notes if you need to--we have a reading comprehension quiz tomorrow.

Um, straight dudes reduce straight females to their genitalia all the time. This is not something that happens only or especially to lesbians. Believe me.

We're talking about porn, not the sexuality here. If you really can't tell the difference between porn and RL sexualities, the problem is you and your grasp on reality.

It's only really creepy when they harass real life gay men, some gay men have mentioned women coming up to them and asking them to make out with another guy