[ SECRET POST #2456 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2456 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[China, Illinois]


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03.
[The Mortal Instruments]


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04.
[Community]


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05.
[Hunter x Hunter, Senritsu/Melody]

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06.
[Hetalia]


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07.
[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]


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08.
[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]


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09.
[Ghostbusters]


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10.
[Teen Wolf]


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11.
[Malik Ishtar from Yugi-oh Duel Monsters]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #351.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 - ships it ]

[forgottenjester]

Does the one on the left talk?

[kamino_neko]

No, it's just a big comfy couch.

[forgottenjester]

Huh, thanks.

So this pairing is like the furniture version of...bestiality? Or maybe necrophilia.

[pantswarrior]

A good friend of mine coined a term after we developed a running gag about all those cuts to Fei and a chair in Xenogears...

...Furnisexual.

[forgottenjester]

But that's a person with a piece of furniture, am I right? This is a sapient piece of furniture with a nonsapient piece of furniture.

[(Anonymous)]

RealDoll?

[forgottenjester]

Close. Very close. RealDoll would have to be made of... like, human flesh for that to completely accurate.

[caecilia]

I read this comment before I looked at the picture

lmao

[forgottenjester]

What did you imagine I was talking about? I can only imagine.

[(Anonymous)]

I also read the comment before looking at the picture.

I thought it was going to be a secret about Penn & Teller.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't recognize the one on the left. Does it belong to Ronald McDonald (given the feet in the frame)?

[vethica]

Looks like the Big Comfy Couch, from the show of the same name.

[(Anonymous)]

That chair scares me.

[(Anonymous)]

Cool! Are you a moving company? I buy the furniture, and you ship it?

I'll take the sofa WITHOUT the giant teeth, thanks. Now ship it. Ship it good!

[(Anonymous)]

I laughed way harder than I should have. Damn you.

[sootyowl]

But how do the couches have sex?

Someone right me a fic explaining the dynamic, please.

[(Anonymous)]

This is an advanced format, with bonus!exhibitionism:

[sootyowl]

Lmao. Thank you, anon! I feel very enlightened now.

[elaminator]

Isn't the chair on the right from Pee-wee's Playhouse? I feel weird about (maybe) recognizing a chair with huge eyes and a mouth...

And wow, that chair is freaky as hell. Don't think I ever realized how terrifying it was...

BUT HOW COULD I NOT

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, that's Chairry [Christ, how the hell did I remember the name of that chair? It's been decades ::shudders::]

[elaminator]

lmao, I just love that the chair is named Chairry. What a beautiful and totally unusual name for a weird sentient chair!

[unicornherds]

Sometimes I think I made the whole Big Comfy Couch thing up. Thanks for confirming someone else out there remembers that weirdo show. I still get the theme song stuck in my head now and then.

[j_lunatic]

...Threesome with Armchair!Slughorn, maybe...?

[(Anonymous)]

YES.

Slughorn bottoms. If that's even possible for furniture, I mean. I guess being the penetratee would be relatively easy for a couch, things are always getting lost in the crevasses.