fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2456 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2456 ⌋

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[China, Illinois]

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[The Mortal Instruments]

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[Community]

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[Hunter x Hunter, Senritsu/Melody]

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[Hetalia]

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[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]

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[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]

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[Ghostbusters]

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[Teen Wolf]

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[Malik Ishtar from Yugi-oh Duel Monsters]

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ].
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Sleeps in a bucket.

Once stole a locket of Oprah's hair for a cloning/cat hybrid experiment.

Ran guns in Africa for a couple years back in the 70s

can fit through the eye of a needle WHILE wearing a parka

Does not make out with a Bieber body pillow.

Readily shares said Bieber body pillow.

Totally does not put blueberries down her panties as a hobby at all.

runs a cheese farm up in Vermont where they make a sheep's milk cheese studded with walnuts that goes really good on rustic brown bread

Doesn't actually care about my cheese farm and is just mentioning it to sound cool

Fights crime while wearing a tutu and goes by the name Plie Protector.

Never wins the thread.

It's supposed to be a lie! A LIE. (cries)

Has the head of Hello Kitty in a pickle jar and uses it to soothe the wrath of the old gods.

CAN put Humpty together again.

Has a birthmark in the shape of Ronald Reagan and sometimes in the middle of the night whispers Michael Jackson lyrics.

Always licks the Oreos.

Can projectile vomit 9 meters.

Is writing a secret tell-all book about The BeeGees.

Owns a pet dragon.

Likes to recreate the Battle of Bulge using Guinea Pigs and Diana Ross impersonators.

is a confidante of Democratic leadership in Washington despite conversing with them using only profanity

Has a secret Ice Palace on the Moon....of Pluto. And doesn't mind the morning commute.

Is a dentist.

Found a cigar under a desk while visiting the White House. Has never taken it to bed.

Did not actually make that post

writes songs about the joys of wearing shoes

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