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Especially not when we have the likes of Justin Bieber.

You know, if you guys stop bringing that up people will soon forget and think he's American. Then your hands will be clean.

da

yes, but then everyone will forget we exist again
we just want senpai to notice us

Who can forget you exist when the two of us have the longest "no-touching" zone? (Also known as the longest undefended border.) I mean, it's hard to ignore someone you're playing the "I'm not touching you" game with.

Plus you guys have a shit ton of water. Like, so much water. All the water.

DA

Too much water. IT KEEPS RAINING HERE (usually).

Give your water to us then. We'll take good care of it. Raise it like our own water.

But don't you have Shatner too?

Yes, and they have Colin Mochrie. Damn them.

And Shatner did those All Bran ads in the UK where he might as well have said "Eat All Bran and it'll make you shit more"

In connection with his last name that is hilarious.

My favorite comedy club has Colin Mochrie, thankyouverymuch.

We licked him. You can't have him back.

Well, at least we got Ryan Stiles outta the deal.

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forgottenjester - 2013-09-25 06:56 (UTC) - Expand

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pantasma - 2013-09-26 06:51 (UTC) - Expand

...I didn't realize he was Canadian until this thread, so I'm feeling a bit idiotic right now.

You are living proof. Bask in that.

You are welcome, friend.

Comment!anon: DAMNIT FORGOTTENJESTER WAS RIGHT! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BROUGHT IT UP!

/sobs in a corner

There, there. We still love you anyway, even if you did birth the little monster. I mean, we have to forgive you. We've created worse.

Rest easy, as I'm sure there's plenty of people as ignorant as I.

Edited 2013-09-24 23:47 (UTC)

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I would like to leave people ignorant of Bieber's true roots. ;)

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IT IS YOU. HOW NICE TO SEE YOU OUTSIDE A METAL GEAR THREAD FOR ONCE. (Not that there's anything wrong with Metal Gear threads, of course. They're some of my favorites!)

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-25 01:50 (UTC) - Expand

Good point. I mean, he does live in what, Los Angeles now? Now we just have to convince 30 million Canadians to do the same thing...

Whatever Toronto suburb he's from will always brag about being his hometown though. :P

I have no idea where he lives but I do know we're trying to kick him out. It probably won't work though. It shouldn't be hard to convince them. Really, it shouldn't. At least, you can probably convince everyone of voting age and that's all you need to pass a "He who shall not be named" law.

Why would you brag about that? I bet they can brag about something much more interesting.

I believe he does live in Los Angeles, or at least he had a car accident here or something like that recently.

Not that I'm likely to run into him in the street or anything.

Not that I'm likely to run into him in the street or anything.

Oh I know. A lot of stereotypes about LA are hilariously inaccurate. (Though speaking of the crash it's not that hard to do in LA.)

...I guess I should thank my blessings that famous people only really show up to my home town once a year at a thing I can totally avoid.