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⌈ Secret Post #2457 ⌋

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You will get one. In 45 years.

I wish for a non-expired food item, to which I am not allergic, composed only of 6 ounces of peanut butter, 4 ounces of jelly, and two slices of 10cm by 11cm by 1cm wheat bread to be placed gently in my hand without any additional items accompanying the aforementioned food item; this aforementioned event will happen within the day I wished for it while I am awake.

It's placed gently within your hand right as you poop and go to wipe your ass. It is rendered inedible.

I wish for a non-expired food item, to which I am not allergic, composed only of 6 ounces of peanut butter, 4 ounces of jelly, and two slices of 10cm by 11cm by 1cm wheat bread to be placed gently in my hands without any additional items accompanying the aforementioned food item; this aforementioned event will happen within the day I wished for it while I am awake and not doing an activity that would render the aforementioned food item inedible.

Your mouth is unfortunately full of spiders.

"not doing an activity that would render the aforementioned food item inedible*"

Spiders in mouth is an activity.

*I rephrased it later in the thread as unpleasant, but it'd make most sense as unpleasant or inedible.

Spiders are edible.

Your mouth is sewn shut.

I wish for a non-expired food item, to which I am not allergic, composed only of 6 ounces of peanut butter, 4 ounces of jelly, and two slices of 10cm by 11cm by 1cm wheat bread to be placed gently in my hands without any additional items accompanying the aforementioned food item; this aforementioned event will happen within the day I wished for it while I am awake and not engaging in any activity that would render the aforementioned food item inedible to me.

You suddenly hate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

I wish for a non-expired food item, to which I am not allergic, composed only of 6 ounces of peanut butter, 4 ounces of jelly, and two slices of 10cm by 11cm by 1cm wheat bread to be placed gently in my hands without any additional items accompanying the aforementioned food item; this aforementioned event will happen within the day I wished for it while I am awake and not engaging in any activity that would render the aforementioned food item undesirable to me.

It lands in your hands and somebody immediately steals it.

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