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⌈ Secret Post #2457 ⌋

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I'm not quite sure about the speech, because - cringeworthy as it was - there is a chance it was supposed to be cringeworthy because almostDarcy is so failtastically OTT

So far, I think every single character sucks. Including, or rather, especially Coulson. I was never a Coulson Stan - I was always pretty indifferent about him, but fuck, nonchalantly drugging your subordinate to be humiliated in a professional setting is just a big fat NO. And as much as I like Cobie Smulders, I still can't see her as anything other than Robin Scherbatsky and I'm not sure if it's because of her acting abilities or because I haven't seen her in any other role.

Honestly, Coulson's actor looks like he doesn't even want to be there; he knows how trite, lifeless, and fanservicey this project is and he'd rather just get on with his acting career, but hell, a man's gotta eat.

Yes, every single character sucks so far. Even the little kid. I have the faintest glimmer of hope for the Asian Martial Artist because she seems to have a somewhat longer than one-line backstory and more than one-note personality, but I get the sinking feeling that it's going to be the Skye and Ward show (also featuring: Coulson is sick of his job and possibly of life!) and I'd rather eat glass.

Yeah, the actor doesn't seem so happy. It almost feels like he was all well and done with the Avengers franchise, maybe a prequel movie with Black Widow, when Coulson was still alive, then they went "Hey, people love you, how about we do a TV show with your character and he just said "Okay.. I guess?".

I'm not sure about the Asian Martial Artist because, in all honesty, I didn't watch the whole episode. I turned it off after the truth serum bullshit. I'm probably not going to keep watching it. The only thing I remember about her is her "I don't want any part in field work" speech at her desk.

Maybe it's intentional. That would be hilarious; Coulson himself didn't want to come back from the dead either, and now he's going to intentionally make the worst team possible and bring SHIELD to its knees through sheer incompetence and mishandling.

...Oh how I wish.

Oh well her reveal at the end is that she knows kung-fu, of course. So that's, like... two character traits. One more than everyone else!

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