[ SECRET POST #2460 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2460 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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05. [SPOILERS for something but OP did not say what]



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06. [SPOILERS for Dark Lord of Derkholm]



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07. [SPOILERS for Catching Fire]



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08. [SPOILERS for Breaking Bad]



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09. [SPOILERS for A Touch of Cloth]



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10. [SPOILERS for Epic]



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11. [WARNING for suicide]



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12. [WARNING for depression, suicide]



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13. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #351.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 (warning for rape) - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Various PIV posts

[greenvelvetcake]

weaponization of the penis

First, humankind had stone spears. Then, the sword. Then the gun. The nuclear bomb. Finally, we have reached the apex weapon.

The penis.

Re: Various PIV posts

[(Anonymous)]

You have it backwards. All weapons are phallic. The penis is the basis of weapons throughout history.

Re: Various PIV posts

[greenvelvetcake]

It all makes sense now.

Re: Various PIV posts

[thene]

Explain grenades.

Re: Various PIV posts

[thezmage]

Testicles.

Re: Various PIV posts

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Testicles.

Re: Various PIV posts

[rainne]

possible testicular analogy? Explosion of grenade = explosion of semen from testicle?

I DON'T KNOW YOU ASKED AND I ATTEMPTED.

Re: Various PIV posts

[(Anonymous)]

If testicles actually burst on orgasm, I think the SJWs in the posts above would be pretty happy.

Me, I'd just be horrified. And in need of a much stronger detergent for my sheets.

Re: Various PIV posts

[rainne]

On the other hand, think of the party games!

Re: Various PIV posts

[(Anonymous)]

Testicles and cumshots.

Re: Various PIV posts

[flipthefrog.livejournal.com]

The gun is good, the penis is evil.

I hope you were at my stream

[insanenoodlyguy]

Re: I hope you were at my stream

[flipthefrog.livejournal.com]

dude, I didn't even know you had a stream, although it probably would have been great. Me and my roommates watched it in an attempt to find a movie worse than The Room (and I think we succeeded there).

Re: I hope you were at my stream

[caecilia]

Oh man, we do weekly streams! Check the advertisement thread on page two! This week is mine but usually noodles shows his weird stuff. You should join us!

Re: I hope you were at my stream

[flipthefrog.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the notice, I'll probably check in some weekend when I'm not at my mother's for dinner! I never check the adverts, frankly, so it's cool to find out it's being used for something nice.

START

[insanenoodlyguy]

seriously, start. Every friday we'll either say "no stream" or tell you what the stream is.

aw what

[insanenoodlyguy]

Does nobody ever check the events section on page 2? Like ever?

GO CHECK THERE. NOW AND EVERY FRIDAY.