[ SECRET POST #2460 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2460 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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05. [SPOILERS for something but OP did not say what]



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06. [SPOILERS for Dark Lord of Derkholm]



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07. [SPOILERS for Catching Fire]



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08. [SPOILERS for Breaking Bad]



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09. [SPOILERS for A Touch of Cloth]



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10. [SPOILERS for Epic]



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11. [WARNING for suicide]



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12. [WARNING for depression, suicide]



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13. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #351.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 (warning for rape) - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I think a penis touching someone's shoulder without permission would at least be sexual assault.

[(Anonymous)]

What if a guy's got no limbs anymore except for his dick and he's trying to catch your attention?

[(Anonymous)]

Da

Then I'd want to know both why he can't try something like saying "Hi" and how he managed to get high enough to poke me in the shoulder.

[(Anonymous)]

He is mute and wearing stilts.

[(Anonymous)]

How is he operating the stilts with no limbs?

[(Anonymous)]

Telekinesis!

[(Anonymous)]

Don't you mean "testiclenesis"?

<3

[(Anonymous)]

i luv you guys (with your consent, of course)

[(Anonymous)]

Then how would he reach anyone's shoulders? ... Wow, mental images I didn't need.

[(Anonymous)]

That's what headbutting is for goddamn didn't we learn anything from the krogan.

[(Anonymous)]

but what if his head has also been cut off! god you're so insensitive

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Then he should be spending his time conning Nigerian conartists, like the head in a jar in some college basement (and no, I can't give you a link to that story, I read it several years, and several complete reinstalls of my computer ago).