[ SECRET POST #2461 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2461 ⌋

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Comments

[kaijinscendre]

Do you mean prostitute?

I couldn't find my shifty eyes gif :C

[visp]

'Prostitute' is a smaller circle inside the Venn Diagram of 'Mercenary Affection' which includes mistresses, trophy wives/husbands, expensive/professional girl/boyfriends, etc.

[kaijinscendre]

*sigh* I need to be someone's trophy wife so I don't have to work unless I want to. Anyone. Preferably someone super old like the Playboy guy.

[visp]

It's still hard work. Aside from the sex, it's gotta be like dealing with the most obnoxious customer service work, plus babysitting, plus constant high-maintenance grooming, etc.

[kaijinscendre]

I'll just hire someone to do that. Wait...who am I babysitting?

[visp]

Your spouse. Normal, well-adjusted people usually aren't the sort that go in for trophy relationships.