I do a lot of work at the campus Starbucks. I also do a lot of goofing off. During busy periods the table I'm able to get is usually near the line. I'm 5'4", so my sitting eyeline is at approximately butt level.

There are a lot of girls in yoga pants and it is difficult not to stare. I like butts.

I get on AIM and tell my boyfriend about this. He laughs at me.