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I liked this thread last time, let's do this again!

Describe your sexuality without using any labels.

The right sentient creatures make the right places feel all tingly.

I like penis owners.

So where should my mouth go, and on whom?

Whatever.

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I crush on people whom I have shared interests and chemistry with. They also tend to be female-ish people, but that's not a hard and fast rule.

I'm a woman who likes to date women. I am not interested in transmen. I am open to transwomen. I don't care what their orientation is as long as they like women. Or even if they don't usually like women, if they like me then I'm good. I could take or leave sex.

I'm pretty sure, I would like to get closer to anybody that passes my standards of attraction, while clothed.

I find a great variety of bums cute. I currently engage in mutual bum-squeezing with one bum exclusively.

I do a lot of work at the campus Starbucks. I also do a lot of goofing off. During busy periods the table I'm able to get is usually near the line. I'm 5'4", so my sitting eyeline is at approximately butt level.

There are a lot of girls in yoga pants and it is difficult not to stare. I like butts.

I get on AIM and tell my boyfriend about this. He laughs at me.

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I have a few.

"What?"

"No."

and

"Can we do something else? I'm hungry."

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Polygamous aliens.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-10-04 04:07 (UTC) - Expand

Nonexistent.

I'm craving the cock right now.

I'm more attracted to women than men but guys also do it for me.

Dicks and vags and tentacles and boobs and butts please!

"Of course I want to shove my dick in you and ride you really hard. Bend over and get comfortable while I strap it on."

I see a person on campus and think, "is that a boy or girl? They're really cute."

I just see so many cute people and I want hugs.

Hypothetical.

I am interested in sexual activity with only one person at a time (unless the person I'm with and I choose to invite a third along, short-term). I find a variety of people of various genders sexually attractive, but I only tend to make romantic connections with male-type people, and I have a weird germophobic thing where I can't convince myself to exchange bodily fluids with anyone I'm not in love with (even to the point of sharing a glass), so in practice I mostly only have sex with male-type people. I like to tie people up and bite them.

I mostly like dick and pecs, but I'm open to vulvas and boobs. I like muscles and butts on anyone. I also like action movies, geeky debate, and video game marathons. Holla at me.

Never found anyone attractive enough that I'd want to do them. Plenty of people I could look at for quite a while and not get bored, just never to the point of arousal. Best I've ever managed is "if for some reason they really needed to screw someone and chose me, I guess I would let them", but this has only happened twice and with people who are famous, married, and presently dead.

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I have a dick and like sex with those who also have one.

Have you got excellent cheekbones? Yes? Then there is a 75% chance that you are my sexuality.

I like dark-haired girls, preferably if they're flat-chested.

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