[ SECRET POST #2466 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2466 ⌋

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Notes:

Late day at work, sorry.

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Comments

[forgottenjester]

Faceless Old Woman all the way.

[kaijinscendre]

How can you trust someone if you can't look them in the eyes? Hiram has FIVE sets!

[forgottenjester]

Exactly! He has five heads! He'll never make up his mind and get anything done. Even in his promotion he could stick to one thing. Faceless Old Woman has initiative and direction.

Believe in a smiling god.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Your racism disgusts me. Clearly you know nothing of how a five headed person lives and are relying on those old idiotic stereotypes.

I mean, I'm not voting for him either, but that's because of his stance on farming. I don't want people like you on my side.

Not that it really matters. Government is a joke. We need to put our faith in a real organization, like StrexCorp Synernists Incorporated!

Believe in a crying god.

[forgottenjester]

It's not racism. It's not a stereotype if it's true. We have proof in his own words. Plus, who wants a criminal for mayor? The man evaded his taxes. What else will he not do in office?

Well I'm not on your side. You want StrexCorp? The same StrexCorp from-
Oh I hate even typing their name- Desert Bluffs? Those losers? You would side with Desert Bluffs? What kind of citizen are you? Maybe the secret police need to see you for reeducation.

Re: Believe in a crying god.

[insanenoodlyguy]

If your trying to sucker me into some weird devil's advocate argument about Hiram it's not going to work. I just feel we can observe the mans flaws without bringing unrelated racial features into it. Your like one of those people who has to emphasize the presidents middle name every time you speak ill of him.

Have you ever actually been to Desert Bluffs? You probably just decided it must suck just because their sports teams won a few times against our boys.

I actually have to go their for business. And you know what? It's delightful! There's tiny people there but they don't open fire on you if you stand still too long in the street or otherwise look vulnerable. They actually are very polite and great with directions.

And yet there's still plenty of blood around when you need it. More so then Night Vale, to be honest. Strexcorp's really done a great job there and it's wonderful that they are coming here. Maybe you can say that we are indeed better then Desert Bluffs soon, there's going to be some good changes around here.

[forgottenjester]

Keep making baseless accusations. It only makes you look worse.

Obviously you've spent too much time in Desert Bluffs. You've been brainwashed by their idiotic ways. Next you'll say we should be naming our town Desert Bluffs 2.

Besides, Desert Bluffs needs to get it together. They have cooties.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Cooties. Wow. Yeah. I'm the one looking irrational here. You are channeling a 1st grader in your arguments.

Look, you got a lot of anger in you. But that's okay. There's a pill for that. There's a pill for almost everything really. You'll understand soon.

[forgottenjester]

You know cooties have caused a 27% increased death rate among children 11 and under. At least I care about our first graders.

Pills? PILLS?! What about chanting in your bloodstone circle like you're supposed to?

[insanenoodlyguy]

You know, they have a radio station in Desert Bluffs. The guy there does a great job of explaining it. I can't really remember the exact words as I was oddly bleeding from my ears at the time but trust me, the pills are working great!

A few weeks ago, when I was displaced in reality by a living buzzing shadow for a while, I was pretty upset about it, I'll tell you. Now, I doubt I'd even lose sleep over it!

I can't even step into the circle anymore for some reason, it glows all weird. And you know what? I don't think I need to anyway! To be honest, I'm wondering if a nice fishtank wouldn't fill the space nicer and give the room a much cheerier ambiance.

[forgottenjester]

You are Desert Bluffs. Desert Bluffs is you. You are one. Hhhiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss~

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god. Best convo ever. I love you both so much right now.

[kaijinscendre]

Five heads=more thinking=getting more stuff done.

[forgottenjester]

Getting stuff done? Like evading his taxes? Which he's in jail for?