[ SECRET POST #2469 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2469 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[firefly99]

OH MY GOD, I would LOVE to see Cacofonix experiencing Auto-Tune. On a purely scientific level, it'd be fascinating. I bet he'd find a way to break it. I bet he'd find a way that it can hit him on the head with a hammer, somehow. OR MAYBE IT WOULD MAKE HIM THE GREATEST SINGER IN THE WORLD, CAPABLE OF BRINGING TEARS TO THE EYES OF STONE STATUES. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. Unfortunately, this will never happen because the science fiction book was the worst thing ever to happen to colours and lines

I am currently writing Asterix fanfic about Cacofonix entering the Roman equivalent of the Eurovision Song Contest and generally making a total arse of himself, but so far the writing process is mostly me coming up with pun names for an equally persecuted bard with some 'sick' new ideas who helps him, laughing at my own lame jokes until I cough up some sick, and not actually writing anything. (I can't decide whether to call him Tecnoremix, Playsomlix, Teenagekix, Guitarpix, Thisbeatisix, Damsonwerdufindix, or Skrillix. I'M SERIOUS, THIS IS ALL THE WRITING PROCESS HAS BEEN.)

[lynx]

... God I love you so much. Now I need that in my life or it will be forever incomplete and submerged in darkness. I need Cacofonix on Auto-Tune. And I need him on Eurovision. I laughed out loud with the list of names, but I'm biased as hell and would vote for Skrillix. IT WRITES ITSELF. Please finish that one X'DDD

[firefly99]

OKAY

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AUTO-TUNE IS GOING IN THE FANFIC, although I'll have to work out how to fit it in and what the heck the Gallo-Roman equivalent of Auto-Tune is. A druidic potion is the obvious solution, but seems too obvious. I'll have to think about something weirder.

[lynx]

OMFG YAY ILU THANK YOUUUUUU <333333

A druidic potion would make them disqualify from Roman-Empire-Vision, though, like it happened to the Romans in "Asterix at the Olympic Games". Maybe something that has an specific (and mechanical) accoustic effect? Like the opposite of an ear trumpet.