[ SECRET POST #2471 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2471 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

god forbid they sing a song with ROMANTIC LYRICS

when was the last time you listened to music

almost every single song in existence is a love song unless it's weird indie shit, lyricless, or creepy.

[(Anonymous)]

When's the last time you listened to music? Because I listen to music like 60% of the day and there are plenty of songs not about love.

[vethica]

Yeah, for real. Off the top of my head I can even think of '90s boy band songs that aren't love songs.

[(Anonymous)]

No no, all songs are about love, it's just written between the lines! *issues challenge*

[vethica]

What, like you want me to say a song that's not about love, and then you try to prove it is?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, yes, yes!

[vethica]

Does it have to be a '90s boy band song? Have I painted myself into a corner?

If not, try March of Cambreadth.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a song about really, really manly love! Fight means Make Love, Force means Sexual Attraction, Death is Orgasm, Raise the Flag is Ejaculation, Blood is Sperm, etc. It's a song about a huge-ass male orgy, just wrapped so tender souls wont get embarrassed. Keep the translation close-by when you watch it, and you'll see the pieces fall into place.

[fingalsanteater]

I love you.

[vethica]

...Beautiful. I'll never hear that song the same way again.

[(Anonymous)]

Example: "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"
- Interpretation: what IS the bright side of life? -> LOVE!
- Smutty interpretation: what is big, bright and shiny? The moon! Which again makes you think of BUTT. It is totally a song about SEX!

Second example: "Never Gonna Give You Up"
- Easy peasy: makes you think of rolling, which everyone knows is a synonym for making sweet, sweet love.

--- Fixed!

[vethica]

...But "Never Gonna Give You Up" is already a love song...? I'm confused.

[(Anonymous)]

Do not be confused, be serious! Very serious; this is the Internet and we're on an SPN thread, after all.

[vethica]

I'm confused.

[(Anonymous)]

+1