[ SECRET POST #2476 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2476 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That SoA guy seems to have taken a page from the RPaz book of regrets since he's backed out of the Fifty Shades movie.

Either that or RPaz dropped him a text.

[lynx]

I have now th most hilarious mental image of RPatz texting him with no greeting or whatsoever. Just a "Dude, don't ruin your life like I did with mine. Signed, Robert Pattingson". And the SoA guy would've understood immediately what he meant.

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I could picture him sending him a picture text in the morning:

"this is my morning" - *middle aged woman plastered to the window of the diner where he's trying to have some bangers and mash, proudly showing off her Edward tatt she got to celebrate her 45th birthday*

"my afternoon" - *two fifteen year old girls mugs smooshed on either side of his unsmiling face, braces shining in the sun*

"and my evening" - *Kristen Stewart flipping him off as they pass each other in the VIP section of the Viper Room - "just in case you're as drawn to Dakota whats-her-name like you've been quoted."

Final text before going to sleep alone in his Hollywood Hills home:

"I hate my life."

Then RPaz wakes up the next morning to some entertainment reporter chirping with faux regret how Charlie has dropped out of Fifty Shades of Grey, and for the first time since 2006, he smiles.

[lynx]

*DYING OF LAUGHTER*

Oh, Anon. Thank you for that, I really needed it. It's like a RPF minus the creepy. It's... it's poetry. ILU <3 ;w;

[darkmanifest]

Lmao, brilliant.