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⌈ Secret Post #2477 ⌋

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I just read a District 9 slash fic...and I liked it.

I once read a fic where one character is fucking another up the ass, and pulls out to find little worms all over his dick.

Oh I know this one! I think it was a case of people playing kinkmeme-chicken, not someone thinking "hey, this would be a cool story to write".

Is it a Klaine fic? :)

I read an original vore fic and thought it was awesome. It was "mild" vore but still.

Vore is one of those things where I don't really find it hot, but I find the fact that people find it hot kind of hot.

Worst as in "I can't believe I liked that," I'm assuming?

So many.

Um. Probably that one where Rose from Homestuck has sex with a giant musclebeast reptile who impregnates her with eggs. Or something.

Or that one where some Homestuck characters pee on a carpet. I think it was Rose and Aradia.

Or the Jurassic Park one where Muldoon has sex with Clever Girl.

There's another one were Clever Girl has sex with a random dude and then eats him. The word "velocigina" gets thrown around.

You were reading Wikkus/Christopher, yes? Because that's a good ship.

Yes, it was Wikkus/Christopher. Bot any recs? And I'm talking about the weirdest, most disturbing (at least to non-fandom people) fics people have liked. Also Muldoon/Clever Girl new OTP.

I don't have any recs for District 9, sorry. But here's the Muldoon/Clever girl one: http://archiveofourown.org/works/608017?view_adult=true

Re: What's the "worst" fic you ever read?

queerwolf - 2013-10-15 00:36 (UTC) - Expand

Do you have links to the Clever Girl fics?

Way back in '99 or so I read this genuinely awful Resident Evil porn fic.

About the only thing that made it readable was the MST3K-style color commentary that was popular for badfic at the time.

I miss MST-ing. When it was good it could be a lot of fun.

Straight up worst and I was horrified and did not like it: SGA non-con fucked up relationship wherein somewhere along the line McKay is forced to fuck a sheep while baaing.

It was series. I read all of them. It was awful but I couldn't turn away.

I have quite enjoyed some Tyrion/Sansa fic. Same ages and everything. o.0

One where I liked it and didn't want to? A How To Train Your Dragon fic where Hiccup has sex with Toothless.

why?

I once read a Link/Epona fic and it was written well. I didn't know how to react.

Re: What's the "worst" fic you ever read?

queerwolf - 2013-10-15 01:23 (UTC) - Expand

I once read this fic where Holmes handcuffs Watson to his bed and rapes him, all the while angsting about how he's been pushed into this because he can't contain his love and desire any longer, and then decides to commit suicide because he can't live with himself, only for Watson to find him and instead of being furious, he cries and begs Holmes to make love to him again, and doesn't understand why Holmes would kill himself rather than be a happy couple with him.

Which is actually the sort of thing I would find really hot, or really cool if Watson was just doing it as a ploy to stop Holmes from killing himself, except this particular fic was written as fluff that ended with cutesy kissing and snuggles, not darkfic.

If that involved electrical stimulation, I read that and enjoyed it too. Here: http://amplificathon.livejournal.com/972665.html

There was this one fic that was sort of infamous in Suikoden fandom for its terribleness... it was focusing on two knights who are commonly paired up. In the fic, one of them was being regularly raped by their commanding officer, I think the other found out and saved him and there was crying in each other's arms and stuff, which is bad and cheesy enough, especially as executed.

The thing that made it really, spectacularly., hilariously awful? The author decided they should have Scottish accents, and typed their dialogue out phonetically in accordance.

A Legolas/Aragorn fic when i was like...14. In it Legolas's elves are slaves and Aragorn is a fucking asshole. But when you rub Legolas's ear he gets uncontrollably horny. At one point he has sex with a tree.

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Umbridge/Ginny.

WHAT WHAT WHAT! I want to read this.

Re: What's the "worst" fic you ever read?

caecilia - 2013-10-15 05:54 (UTC) - Expand

Re: What's the "worst" fic you ever read?

caecilia - 2013-10-15 05:57 (UTC) - Expand

Probably the Spike/Buffy fic where he made her drink pee pee water from the toilet bowl. Not enough brain bleach in teh world.

nooooooo

I'm guessing that by putting "worst" in quotes you mean it was something that was terrible but I still liked it? The only thing that springs to mind is that one Glee fic that was linked here a while back, the one with the worm thing... eugh, it wasn't enjoyable exactly, I found it pretty gross, but I was impressed by the quality of the writing that it had. Not every day you get to sear your eyes with crazy fetish fic that has actual talent behind it.

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