[ SECRET POST #2484 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2484 ⌋

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Comments

What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

show me your filth, anon!

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

I jerked off watching Bill Nye the Science Guy reruns earlier today. The food web just does it for me.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[fingalsanteater]

Haha. I've masturbated while watching MST3k. Not that the show really turned me on, it's just that I watch it a lot.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[siofrabunnies]

So that's what a Sampo's for!

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[chardmonster]

I asked my first sort of relationship if I could call him Torgo and he said no

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[fingalsanteater]

Torgo is legit kind of hot, so he should've taken it as a compliment.

You could've rped as Torgo and The Master.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

I can't even say. D:


*It was not anything underage or non consensual.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

Then why comment at all? OMG so shocking too shocking to post so edgy

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[queerwolf]

Whatever my imagination comes up with. Nothing involving kids, animals or dead things and always consensual. Mostly stuff I've seen in porn or read in a fic.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't masturbate, but I got turned on while killing boars in wow one day all of a sudden. That's the weirdest thing. The dirtiest would be a certain noncon shota bestiality pic.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[mechanosapience]

Two girls, one cup.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

Only two I can think of:
Amateur videos of guys alone, using dildos.
And (professional) porn of two guys pretending to be brothers.

I feel like they're probably considered horribly offensive offline but by internet standards aren't that shocking?

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

Chubby girls doing belly play videos.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

Renaissance paintings.

I once marathon masturbated to paintings of St. Sebastian. I think I'd cream myself if I saw those pics in a museum or something lol

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

Growing up I had a TV in my room that only got four channels, so I'd turn it on to disguise what I was up to should anybody knock. It inevitably ended up on PBS; so it was usually NOVA or Antiques Roadshow or once, a documentary about the font Helvetica.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

Corruption of Champions.

Re: What's the weirdest or dirtiest thing you've masturbated to?

[(Anonymous)]

A murder scene in a Stephen King book.