[ SECRET POST #2485 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2485 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Sleepy Hollow]


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03.
[Twilight]


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04.
[Lana Del Rey / Marina and the Diamonds]


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05.
[Long Way Round, Long Way Down]


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06.
[Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]


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07.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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08.
[Pacific Rim]


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09.
[Game of Thrones]


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10.
[Captain Marvel]


















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #355.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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[(Anonymous)]

Welcome to the club, bb! Here, have some froyo.

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh no. I already like froyo. Have I been white this whole time?

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[(Anonymous)]

Shhhh, it's okay. We're here for you.

(frozen comment) ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

*sobs into t-shirt* I never knew! No one ever told me. I should have known because I like mayo so much.

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[mekkio]

Yes. We assign you the ethnic background of...Swedish. Enjoy being Swedish now. It's all minimal, practical furniture from now on.

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[(Anonymous)]

Also lutefisk.

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[mekkio]

*shhhhhh* I was trying to hide that part. (smiles innocently)

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[(Anonymous)]

On the plus side, OP can now lay claim to Swedish meatballs.

(frozen comment) AYRT

[(Anonymous)]

Well, at least I got an upgrade to 5th happiest country in the world. GO SWEDEN! Uhh, SVERIGE ÄR FANTASTISKT!!!

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[(Anonymous)]

What's froyo? I must not be as white as my lilly shaded ass indicates.

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[mekkio]

Frozen yogurt. HUGE in the U.S..

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[hallokatzchen]

It's short for frozen yogurt.

o snap! Am I white for knowing that?

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm American and white and did not know this.

...am I... am I a terrorist?

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[kaijinscendre]

Hello anon. I need to ask you some questions.

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[(Anonymous)]

Now's not the best time to admit I once masturbated to Edward Snowden, is it.

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[kaijinscendre]

Your internet and text message history has already been downloaded. We are reviewing it now.

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[(Anonymous)]

like, most of it is just porn anyway. if your guys have a chance to read through my gay erotica, I'd appreciate reviews and (friendly) critiques.

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[kaijinscendre]

Agent Johnson said he could do with more threesomes. Agent Vallio says he does not enjoy this fandom. He proceeded to throw his headphones and storm out. :(

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[mekkio]

No. You just probably prefer ice cream or non-frozen treats.

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[mekkio]

Nah. You just probably go to the mall or strip malls often.