[ SECRET POST #2486 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2486 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I have a date in an hour and I'm already ready. This is my first date in years and I'm really nervous and way overdressed.

[(Anonymous)]

You go, anon!

I hope it goes well!

:D

[(Anonymous)]

You made me grin. Good luck!

[vethica]

You rock that date, anon. ♥

[insanenoodlyguy]

HELPFUL DATE TIPS:

[chardmonster]

HELPFUL DATE TIPS:

Squeezing the front of a man's pants is a good way to establish dominance early in the relationship.

Girls like places with good salads. Choose Wendys over Burger King.

Pack a strapon in your purse, just in case. If you are male, buy a bag that can accommodate approximately one strapon.

Take a picture of your date and post it on Facebook with the caption: Should I fuck this, yes or no? Post the same picture on reddit, tumblr, the Bioware forums and /MLP/.

If you do not want to sleep with your date, get them really really drunk. When they make a move, spray them with mace, scream "REVERSE RAPE! REVERSE RAPE!" and flee the area.

Re: HELPFUL DATE TIPS:

[(Anonymous)]

Girls like places with good salads. Choose Wendys over Burger King.

But you're not thinking it through enough! You need to keep them from eating salad so that they feel more comfortable with you. At least according to football coach and noted relationship guru Mike Leach: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBsXzvENpo

overdressed? SERIOUSLY, ANON?

[republicanism]

why are you wearing clothes to go on a date? i hope this doesn't come across as rude but you are doing this all wrong