[ SECRET POST #2490 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2490 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

The level of awkwardness with her having sex is up there with Ariel. Because I doubt her "Mother" ever taught her the birds'n'bees. Ariel only wins because she didn't even have a vagina throughout that time.

[(Anonymous)]

That's making some assumptions about merpeople reproduction.

I don't know the Tangled canon, but hopefully before the wedding someone thought to make sure she was fully informed.

[(Anonymous)]

they have fishtails, i assume they work a lot like fish :P

[(Anonymous)]

But they appear to be mammalian in other ways.

[(Anonymous)]

But they're fish in the parts that matter.

[(Anonymous)]

But it wouldn't work at all to just have half of a human and half of a fish spliced together. There'd be all sorts of biological disagreements. You can't go by that.

[diet_poison]

I still think a cloaca makes the most sense. Where would the merman put his peen? It's not hydrodynamic.

[darkmanifest]

It could be a retractable peen, like a dolphin.

[(Anonymous)]

But don't dolphins have prehensile penises? Looool the image of King Triton holding his staff with his penis while he swims about comes to mind.

[diet_poison]

Fair point! Though merpeople are supposed to be based on fish? and they don't have peens so to me that does make the most sense but it's fantasy so do whatever you want with it I guess lol

[(Anonymous)]

The only way she appears to be mammalian is the physical LOOKS to her. She has scales and breathes underwater, so the important parts were clearly fishy.

Me, I've always wished someone would take that out to its eventual conclusion and make mermaids with no breasts :| I'm in a fandom that has a LOT of merpeople AUs, and most of them still give the girls breasts even though they're part-fish (as opposed to other characters that are part-mammal, like dolphins and whales)

[(Anonymous)]

Someone please write this.

[sootyowl]

She seemed to be a go getter with the kisses, so I doubt she's entirely naive. I bet she'd take initiative and find out about sex and what it entails one way or another. Her best friends are scary outlaws.

[(Anonymous)]

it's actually my headcanon that Flynn will be super careful about that and she'll run off and read ALL THE BOOKS and end up being super eager to try everything and HE'LL end up being the awkward nervous one :D

[(Anonymous)]

oh shit now I want fic

[seashadows]

This one is pretty awesome.

[diet_poison]

THERE GOES MY PRODUCTIVITY

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

YES! BOOKS! ALL THE BOOKS!

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

She might have read aboutit in a book that got past Gothel's checks.

[(Anonymous)]

i assume the only books she had were given BY Gothel, and with Gothel's control issues I doubt she let anything past that had anything like that in it

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

There's also the idea someone else said, that Rapunzel got into the palace library after the end of the movie and raided it for everything she could find (including porn).