[ SECRET POST #2512 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2512 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 062 secrets from Secret Submission Post #359.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Being the first commenter (at least as I type) inspired this

[sarillia]

I still like it because I enjoy seeing these little things replace violent imagery. But I'm a bleeding heart who is disturbed by the casual violence used in language all over the place. I don't expect most people to agree with me.

Re: Being the first commenter (at least as I type) inspired this

[starphotographs]

I'm the kind of person who is actually amused by cartoonish violent hyperbole in casual conversation (if it's good-natured or not being said directly to the person, telling someone to "GO DIE" or something is just rude and often an overreaction), but I just like it because I think stepping on a Lego is inherently funny. XD

Re: Being the first commenter (at least as I type) inspired this

[gondremark]

For a while, my go-to "curse" was to wish that someone's favourite hat turned into a raccoon and ate the entire contents of their fridge. I'm wishing ill befall the person, but it's more funny than violent and points out that I don't like the person without making me a villain.

I've also picked up on some of the Blackadder curses:
Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you. Like an onion falling on your head.

Dear Enemy, may the lord hate you and all your kind. May you turn orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.

Re: Being the first commenter (at least as I type) inspired this

[(Anonymous)]

God, I saw the best nonviolent curse-rant once, and now I can't remember even half of it. It started with "May you be short-changed while making a small purchase, and may that short-changing make you unable to wash your clothes at the laundromat" and spiraled beautifully.