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[ SECRET POST #2521 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2521 ⌋

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Psychologist, something to do with Hollywood, or a government agency is all I got.

Or maybe you're a wizard.

Sucks that you can't do what you want, OP.

man

if i was a wizard, i would tell everybody

Just wait until you turn thirty.

aaaaaand now i'm sad

But then the government would try to snatch you up and you'd constantly be on the run. Also people would constantly be asking you to do magic for them. Trust me, I'm a genie. It's not that fun when people know. Like, are you holding my magic lamp? No? Then no wishes for you!

Edited 2013-11-27 23:59 (UTC)

But you can just use your genie / wizard powers to get them to go away.

Like, come on, are you really telling me that you don't break that genie shit out at parties? Blow some people's minds. That would be crazy.

But that's mean! I can't be super mean to people. I'd get a bad reputation and then no one would invite me to parties.

Oh I totes pull shit at parties. No one seems to like my tricks though. I'm generally the only one laughing. I have a weird sense of humor.

You know what? You should see if you can move from genie-ing to pooka-ing. I think that's be right up your alley, honestly. It could be a really good career move for you. Little more of a trickster thing, you know.

Pooka-ing? I... what is this? Do I want to know? Do I want to google this?

No, it's nothing bad! They're just shapeshifting Irish trickster spirits. With a sense of humor about it.

Oh! That sounds really cuuute~!

Watch the 1950 classic Jimmy Stewart comedy Harvey it gives you a pretty good idea of what the pookah gig requires!

P.S.

So--if you're a genie--are you The Genie?

Putting that on my watch list.

I'm a genie. ;)

It'd probably have to be a very high risk (high level clearance) government job. I'm low level and while their are some restrictions on what I can do online (and offline), I'm not barred from revealing my occupation or participating in things.

Yeah, my first thought when I read it was, "FBI!" but then I felt silly for thinking of them and tried to think of other things too.

Well, I'm glad I get to know you. :D

I am now incredibly curious.

she is my maid

Curiosity has intensified!

yes well it all started a while ago you see, I anonymously stated that I wanted to be the queen of fs and anons supported me sooooooo that's why being my cute cherub maid is a government job

~~I'm sorry, I've been drinking and think that I'm hilarious.~~

Do you give health insurance? Do I have a reasonable chance of this job? What kind of rewards do you offer?

~~I'm at work and so bored everything hilarious~~

I can't afford to give health insurance, but I do sometimes take fic requests.

I'm sorry but I am very satisfied with Fingal's service I don't really need two maids.

Um as for rewards, being my maid isn't very demanding it mostly requires wearing the dress and then just chilling out doing fandom stuff.

why sadface don't sadface I have a whole royal court with open positions and you must have some other skills!

do you have any other skills

like typing?

I'm sorry, those were actually Flight of the Concords lyrics. I am a good typist I don't really need help with that.

But we can still be pals.

Edited 2013-11-28 01:44 (UTC)

And I wear dresses so good, don't I? :D

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