[ SECRET POST #2522 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2522 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Men in Black]


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03.
[Sleepy Hollow]


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04.
[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]


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05.
[Kenneth Branagh and Chris Hemsworth]


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06.
[Person of Interest]


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07.
[The Listener]


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08.
[nick jonas/hawaii five-0]


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09.
[Big Bang Theory]


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10.
[The Hunger Games, Liam Hemsworth and Jennifer Lawrence]


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11.
(Major Lazer/EDM)


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12.
[Star Trek: Deep Space 9]


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13.
[The Quick and Dirty Life of Fritz Fargo]


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14.
[The Green Mile]


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15.
[Aurelio Voltaire]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 014 secrets from Secret Submission Post #360.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[riddian]

Once upon a time, my DS9-loving friend was searching for fic, and stumbled across a true gem, which he felt obligated to share with me, as I am a connoisseur of terrible fanfiction. I can't remember what it was called, but that doesn't matter, because its true name is The Dainty Prune Fic. It featured Jake Sisko, and was apparently one in a long series of fics where Jake is gay and angsts endlessly about how nobody will accept him for who he is whilst getting laid more often than Commander Riker. In this installment he goes to fight in some battle and is captured by Cardassians. A ton of weird disturbing sexual torture ensues. The most unsettling part are the physical descriptions, not least of which is Jake's asshole being referred to as a "dainty prune."

I've kind of blocked out my memory of it, so I can't recall if I made it to the end or not, but I'm pretty sure it's just as... amazing... the whole way through.

[(Anonymous)]

"dainty prune"

Oh my god, that is just perfection. Wish I could read it. Since you're a connoisseur of bad fic, do you have any recs? I've been in the mood for some terrible fic lately. Any fandom is fine.

[riddian]

It is a truly memorable fic! I don't have a link but I bet if you google the phrase "dainty prune" you can dig it up.

As for other bad fic... it's been a while since I went looking, but as I recall this gal wrote some of the most endearingly crap fanfic in the entire Transformers fandom. Really nice person. She did (and probably still does) requests, and some people would ask her for THE weirdest shit... you can't help but admire her fortitude in the face of strange fetishes and her own lack of talent. Some unforgettable reads in there.

ETA: Actually looking through her gallery, it looks like she hasn't been around in quite a while. Aw.

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for the rec!! Going to settle down and read her stuff right now.

[(Anonymous)]

My brain is crying.