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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-12-05 06:48 pm

[ SECRET POST #2529 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2529 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Babylon 5, Art by A-gnosis]


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03.
[HGTV]


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04.
[Boy Meets World]


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05.
[Doctor Who, "Day of the Doctor"]


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06.
[Battlestar Galactica]


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07.
[Brian Cox, Jim Al-Khalili]


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08.
[Doctor Who]


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09.
[Top Gun]


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10.
[Once Upon a Time in Wonderland]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 017 secrets from Secret Submission Post #361.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 2 - posted twice ], [ 1 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Transcripts!

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
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Secret 1 - Fanfiction, photo manips

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly don't think there's anything in fandom worse than the creepy photo manipulations and You X Character fanfics. I'd rather read the most cliché Mary Sue you could throw at me.

Secret 2 - Babylon 5

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is a drawing of Londo Mollari and G'Kar from the TV series "Babylon 5". They're both fairly humanoid looking, with Londo having a sort of receding hairline and dark hair that is fanned upwards and defying gravity, and a very elegant coat jacket, and G'Kar has a mottled skin with no hair and some sort of ridges. He is also wearing a coat of sorts, but his looks tougher. They're standing almost back to back and glaring at each other out of the corner of their eyes. The secret maker has credited the art to "A-gnosis".]

I swore I'd have one show where I didn't get obsessed with shipping.

Well damn.

Bonus secret: The fact that Londo apparently has tentacles makes this especially super hot.

Secret 3 - Love It or List It, HGTV (home design TV show)

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is David Visentin and Hilary Farr, hosts of the Canadian home design TV show "Love It or List It", airing on the USA channel HGTV (Home & Garden Television). They are standing back to back and smiling confidently at the camera. David has light skin, short dark hair and is wearing a tan suit while he holds a cell phone to his ear. Hilary has light skin, shoulder-length dark hair and is wearing a dark dress or blouse with a necklace of large white beads.]

I like to imagine that they're hate-fucking behind the scenes.

Secret 4 - Boy Meets World

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the actor Ben Savage playing Cory Matthews and the actress Danielle Fishel as Topanga from the TV series "Boy Meets World". Cory has light skin, short dark curly hair and is wearing a light blue shirt. Topanga has long brown hair pulled back in a high pony tail, light skin and is wearing a white short-sleeved blouse, a denim vest and white earrings. They are standing close together, lightly embracing and with their faces very close together. Topanga is smiling up at Cory with her eyes half-lidded.]

I've never liked them as a couple. I don't care about the new spin-off, either.

Not going to Yale just to be with your boyfriend is a terrible idea and so is getting married while you're still in college.

Secret 5 - Doctor Who, Day of the Doctor

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is Osgood, as portrayed by the actress Ingrid Oliver, from the 50th anniversary special episode "The Day of the Doctor" from the TV series "Doctor Who". She is a woman with light skin and long dark hair pulled back. She is wearing black-rimmed eyeglasses, a white sweater and a knitted scarf with stripes of red, green, yellow and brown. She looks kind of meek or pleading?]

This character felt like a really embarrassing portrayal of what Moffat thinks the average fangirl is like: awkward and dorky, clumsy and excitable.

I want to be mad except that I look almost exactly like her.

Secret 6 - Battlestar Galactica

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is William Adama ("Husker"), as portrayed by Edward James Olmos, from the 2004 TV series "Battlestar Galactica". He is a man with light skin and short, dark and graying hair combed back. He is wearing eyeglasses and a dark uniform. He is standing in a serious and dignified pose, with his hands clasped in front of his stomach. The secret maker drew a Pope hat over his head, and the staff to make it look like he is holding it.]

I binge-watched the first season the week before I stop up in my friend's Catholic wedding. The call-and-responses of "thanks be to God" during the mass at her ceremony? They accidentally came out as "so say we all". Every. Last. One.

Secret 7 - Brian Cox, Jim Al-Khalili

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the real life physicians Brian Cox and Jim Al-Khalili. Brian is a young man with light skin and short-ish dark hair. He is wearing a dark suit and smiling. The secret maker drew a pink blush effect over his cheeks. Jim has light skin and a shaved head, and is wearing a very similar dark suit. He looks amused. They are both sitting in what looks like a conference room.]

I ship them. Since watching 'The Science of Doctor Who'. I really should lay off the shipping goggles.

Secret 8 - Doctor Who, Rose Tyler

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the actress Billie Piper playing Rose Tyler, from the TV series "Doctor Who". She is a woman with light skin and wavy long blond hair. Her eyes appear to be glowing gold and she looks upset.]

I'm relieved there wasn't any sappy emo Rose/Ten soap opera epic in the 50thh anniversary but I wish she hadn't been in it at all.

Secret 9 - Top Gun

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is a screencapture of the movie "Top Gun" where ther is this man in a Navy Force uniform holding a microphone and singing? to a young woman in the middle of a crow somewhere indoors. People around them are looking expectantly and smiling, and the woman looks flattered and/or embarrassed.]

I've always HATED this scene and I cringe when people reenact it in real life because it seems like the dudest of dudebro moments. I'd be mortified if someone did this to me.
Edited (Thanks, anon!!) 2013-12-06 22:58 (UTC)

Secret 10 - Once Upon a Time in Wonderland

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is the actresses Emma Rigby and Sophie Lowe playing The Red Queen and Alice on the TV series "Once Upon a Time in Wonderland". The Red Queen is a woman with light skin and long blonde hair done up in an elegant bun with a red and silver head-piece. She is wearing a flashy but expensive-looking dress and silver earrings. She is smiling at Alice and touching her arm in a disarming gesture. Alice is a woman with light skin and long, wavy dark blonde hair. She is wearing a dark red leather vest? dress? with a brown leather belt and looking warily at the Red Queen. They are somewhere outdoors.]

I'm really upset it looks like this show is going to be cancelled.

I love it so much more than its counterpart. Everyone says it's too straightforward and simple but I think those are advantages. The character motivations are solid and I find it really charming. Once Upon A Time has just turned into a convoluted mess and I don't feel for any of those characters the way I do for these.

I adore everything the Red Queen is.

Transcript of Ships It - Tom Hiddleston, David Mitchell

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Picture is a photograph of the head of the British comedian and actor David Mitchell, smiling sheepishly, superimposed over the Cookie Monster from Tom Hiddleston's guest bit on Sesame Street.]

I think I do I think I do... I know I do I know I do... I do! I do!

I SHIP IT!!!!

(OP can't even be bothered to try to get out of fail!barurgatory)
Edited (thank you for the correction, OP!) 2013-12-06 02:06 (UTC)
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Re: Transcripts!

[personal profile] forgottenjester 2013-12-06 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit, hi! I'm glad you're back. (I've been gone for a few days if you announced this already.)

Re: Transcripts!

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-12-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! And thank you! Just started again yesterday.
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Re: Transcripts!

[personal profile] forgottenjester 2013-12-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so I didn't miss too much then. :)