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fandomsecrets2007-10-26 06:55 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2007-10-26 06:55 pm
[ SECRET POST #294 ]
⌈ Secret Post #294 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Think Liz posted 1.5 posts worth of secrets yesterday uhhhhhh
Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #042.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 ] not!secrets, [ 1 2 ] not!fandom, [ 1 ] too big, [ 1 ] personal attack, [ 1 ] repaet.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Saturday, October 27th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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6. If I was out in the forest and I heard an electronic noise, I think I would pee myself. Have you seen Jurassic Park 3? Yeah, it was a bad movie, I know, but you know what it taught me? That noise? It's a fucking dinosaur man. RUN.
7. You're not. I've never seen it. I've got friends who love it and showed me an episode or two and I wasn't impressed. I still go "Oh... yeah, that was good," though, 'cause... I know how bad it feels when I go "OMG LOOK BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!!1" and people go "........"
12. There seem to be two levels of it -- the outright, real, terrible rape, and then there seems to be the "oooh, no, no, please no" (but you know they actually want it) thing. Both are terrible, but the latter -- the one that I see the most in yaoi -- shows up everywhere, not just in yaoi. So unfortunately I don't think it's a yaoi phenomenon, I think it's a bad porn phenomenon. I don't understand the first one at all, altough Stolkholm Syndrome (that's what it's called when you're captured and you start to sympathize with your captor, right??) can be a kink in some cases. The latter I think... well, in het porn I think people just like to think that the girl is all innocent and pure or some junk, and I think that carries over to the weepy girly ukes that show up in yaoi pron. You know what I hate? I hate when the seme apologies afterwards. "Oh, sorry I couldn't hold back, I just had to put it in you, my bad." WHAT? *flail*
17. I could never be a fan of that woman because whenever I see her all I feel is SEETHING JEALOUSY BECAUSE SHE HAS THE BEST JOB EVER. The reason she's so happy and beautiful is because every day she goes to a new spa and then eats at a five-star restaurant. DAMN HER!!! SAM BROWN SHARE YOUR SECRETS TO ETERNAL HAPPINESS!! DX
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