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⌈ Secret Post #2537 ⌋

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12. [WARNING for sexual assault]

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What do you do when this happens? I can't stop thinking about sex. At all. All I want to do is have sex. All I can see in my mind's eye is sex. Everything I feel, hear, and look at reminds me of sex. What's the cure for this? It's driving me mad.

Have sex.

If sex is not available you may substitute copious amounts of masturbation.

Masturbate.

yep

Because sometimes the only partner available is yourself.

What everyone else said: if you can't actually have sex with another person, then it's jacking off time.

Hookers.

What if they're a girl? Male hookers?

Girls don't have to pay for hookers. Just walking into the nearest bar, leave your drink unattended for a couple of minutes, and sex will happen. Sometimes you might even remember it the next morning too.

You know that just being fucking awful is not the same as trolling, right

Oh are you saying that has never happened then, not even once?

It's not something to joke about even if it has.

(frozen comment) Re: sex on the brain

bringreligiontothewamwams - 2013-12-14 01:01 (UTC) - Expand

fingalsanteater - 2013-12-14 02:58 (UTC) - Expand

I'm saying the joke you made about it is both bad (as in, hacky and unfunny) and shitty.

:/ I know we've spoken before and you've been cool, but this comment went way too far and is totally uncalled for.

Rape is not funny. Date rape drugs are not comedic material, no matter what shitty comedians say. Don't be a shitty comedian.

Consider this your PSA of the night then, leaving drinks unattended often results in sex so unmemorable it might be forgotten right up until that pee stick changes color.

No it won't be forgotten right up until the pee stick changes colour. That's not what happens when you're raped.

What you're saying is so fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourself. This isn't wit. You're being disgusting and demeaning. Grow up.

bringreligiontothewamwams - 2013-12-14 02:58 (UTC) - Expand

girl = automatically straight girl?

Yeah, sure, why not. That's a pretty homophobic stance you're taking there, but if you want to go with girl automatically being straight, then I'm not going to try talking one of your sort out of that opinion.

C'mon that isn't going far enough.

High level escorts or bust.

Funnily enough I had an uncle who had escorts, and then a police bust later. He should be back in the game in six to twelve depending on the parole board.

I masturbate?

Wow, really? Nobody is going to suggest getting help? This doesn't sound like frustration, it sounds like addiction. Talk to a doctor. Seriously.

I think you're jumping to conclusions.

I can't stop thinking about sex. At all. All I want to do is have sex. All I can see in my mind's eye is sex. Everything I feel, hear, and look at reminds me of sex.

How is that not most likely a severe addiction?

Most teenagers appear to have serious addictions

As a female, whenever I'm thinking about sex in a situation where I don't want to be, I think of that somewhat dubious statistic that women think about sex once a minute and men think about sex once every fifteen seconds (or something like that. Doesn't really matter.) and think to myself, "hey, at least you're not a dude! Then this would happen to you all the time!" And then I start feeling sorry for men and stop thinking about sex.

Obviously this wouldn't work if I were a dude. Also, I'm not saying I think this statistic is true/in any way not stupid, it just works to make me stop thinking about sex :P