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[ SECRET POST #2539 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2539 ⌋

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Just a heads up: I might be internet-less for a while around this month, because of ISP problems, so if I'm suddenly missing for a few days/a week or about so, that is why.

Oh, and for the people asking about the font in the Luna/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic secret from two days ago (Post 2537, Secret 3), this is it:

http://www.dafont.com/jellyka-beesantique-handwriting.font

[Picture is a poster of the movie "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug". It shows elves in a badass pose.]

I'm only excited for this movie because I want the 'dwarf racist party dad' tag to have some new life in it.

When did I become so jaded?

[Picture is Anna, a young girl, Olaf, a magic snowman, Kristoff, a young man, and Sven, a reindeer. They're all looking at the talking snowman in a frozen forest.]

I think 'Frozen' would have been better without Olaf. He seemed out of place with the rest of the story and seemed like he was just there to sell toys.

[Picture is an illustration of Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson from the "Sherlock Holmes" books.]

I always thought Lestrade was adorable. Especially his bungling.

If TA disappears does anyone else want to fill in?

[Picture is the actor Paul Walker, from "The Fast and the Furious" movie series fame. He is a man with light skin, blueish gray eyes and a slight dark beard and mustache.]

His death was quite a shock and I feel for his family, friends and all who knew him. With that said, I can't help but feel that everyone is making it a bigger deal than it really is, as far as the world is concerned.

[Picture is Jordan Wilde from the French-Japanese animated series "Ōban Star-Racers". He is a young man with olive skin and short dark blond/light orange hair. He is wearing a short-sleeved military uniform and fingerless gloves. He is showing off the muscles of his arm.]

I really want to get a tattoo of him in a cutesy pin up pose.

[Picture is a photograph of two actors from the "Mortal Instruments: City of Bones" movie?, next to a fanart cover of the fanfiction "Draco Sinister" by Cassandra Claire, showing Draco Malfoy wearing a cape and holding a sword while he sits on a window sill.]

While watching Mortal Instruments: City of Bones and looking at Jace I got the feeling that I knew him. Even more so when I listened to what he said. Like the story of his father killing his pet bird. I knew that story. So I started reading the book version of City of Bones. If you've read Cassandra Claire's Draco Trilogy you already know what I'm getting at.

Jace Wayland = Draco Trilogy!Draco Malfoy's personality and looks to the T.

The other main characters (Clary, Alec, Simon, Isabelle) could also be substitutes for Draco Trilogy!Ginny, Harry, Seamus, Ron, Blaise, etc. The similarities get to the point where the resemblance between the two stories is creepy. While in the ethical sense I do judge the author for copy pasting some pages of story and conversation from her past fanwork, I cannot help it but be glad that Draco Trilogy!Draco came to life on screen as Jamie Campbell Bower, as well as the Dragon Trilogy!Harry/Draco bromance in form of Alec/Jace.

I wish the Draco Trilogy didn't get tainted by the whole plagiarism business. I still consider it one of the best Harry Potter fics of all times.

[Picture is the cast of the anime "Shingeki no Kyojin" or "Attack on Titan", and below that a stylized picture of Wolverine, as portrayed by Hugh Jackman, from the "X-Men" movies, looking fierce. It is in the style of the political campaign posters for the Presidential Candidate Barack Obama, with light blue, red and light yellow colors. The picture of Wolverine has the word "SNIKT", the onomatopoeia of his adamantium claws sliding out of his hands to attack.]

Even though I know what it actually stands for, my mind always processes SNK as SNIKT.

[Picture is an illustration from the "Sherlock Holmes" books. It shows two men threatening a third person with guns?]

The fact that Sherlock Holmes fans haven't written any explorations for the race!fail in The Sign of Four bothers me more than the original race!fail did.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the menu for playing the mini-game called "Blitzball" from the videogame "Final Fantasy X". It shows the options "League", "Tournament", "Exhibition", "Tutorial", "Team Data", "Cancel" and "Reset Data".]

I don't know if I'm just weird for hoping this, but I'm really hoping that the Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster has online Blitzball. Not necessarily to get Wakka's overdrives, but even for Exhibition play, or even Tournament. I think it would be a lot of fun to play with other people!

None of my research is telling me anything. Does my google-fu suck and they did mention it? Or did I miss it?

[Picture is Anna and Elsa from the CGI animated movie "Frozen". They are two young girls, Anna red-headed and Elsa blond, both with nearly-identical faces and light skin. They are both wearing very classy royalty-type clothes and have their long hair done up in elaborated braids. Elsa is a little older and taller than Anna, looking more serious and nervous, and her dress looks a bit more formal and covers her neck and arms.]

I went in expecting this movie to be about Elsa, but instead it's almost entirely about Anna. I'm very disappointed. This isn't even going into all its other flaws.

Secret because: Apparently this movie's Disney's New Renaissance or someshit.

Bonus secret: I liked Elsa's look here far more than her "liberated"/desperate housewife/cougar look later.

[Picture is the Greek uppercase letter "Omega". It looks like kind of like a fancy horseshoe.]

I think I could get really into Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamic fics, because they have a lot of kinks I like (Dominance/submission, mating drives, pair-bonding, marking, possessiveness...), but I can't get over all the weird anatomy/biology stuff. (Self-lubricating anuses? Male pregnancy? Knotting? And why does everyone have a penis? You can have a vagina and be dominant without suddenly sprouting a dick.)

It's really disappointing.

[Picture is FBI Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in a cameo in the animated series "The Simpsons". They are presenting themselves and showing their identifications; Scully's looks normal, but Mulder's has a picture of himself in dark underwear and posing sexily. They both stand perfectly serious.]

I'd happily trade the last fifteen seasons of The Simpsons for a spin-off series of this.

Thanks for all you do! I don't use a screen-reader but my memory is garbage, so your transcripts help me as a side-effect too.:-) Best of luck with your ISP.

You are welcome! To be honest they help remember what each secret is about too when I'm reading through the comments. And thank you!

Oh my God, Transcriptanon you are precious. All the research you already do for us, and then you go font-hunting on top of it? I wish I could bake you cookies.

Aw, thank you! C:

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[ SECRET POST #2539 ]

Transcripts! (Plus an announcement and mystery Luna secret font identified)

Secret 1 - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Secret 2 - Frozen (2013 animated film)

Secret 3 - Sherlock Holmes

Re: Transcripts! (Plus an announcement and mystery Luna secret font identified)

Secret 4 - Paul Walker (actor)

Secret 5 - Ōban Star-Racers (animated series)

Secret 6 - Draco Trilogy (Harry Potter fanfiction), Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (film & books)

Secret 7 - Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan, Wolverine (The X-Men), abbreviations, sound effects

Secret 8 - The Sign of Four (Sherlock Holmes novel)

Secret 9 - Final Fantasy X, Blitzball

Secret 10 - Frozen (2013 animated film)

Secret 11 - Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, fanfiction

Secret 12 - The Simpsons, The X-Files

Re: Transcripts! (Plus an announcement and mystery Luna secret font identified)

Re: Transcripts! (Plus an announcement and mystery Luna secret font identified)

Re: Transcripts! (Plus an announcement and mystery Luna secret font identified)

Re: Transcripts! (Plus an announcement and mystery Luna secret font identified)