[ SECRET POST #2540 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2540 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

What the fuck

You've masturbated 16 times today and you're a dude?

God damn man

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

given that it's anon i suspect that's not actually OP

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

I am, infact, the OP.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

I don't believe you.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

... Fair enough. Is this a "pics or it didn't happen" type scenario? Do you need to see a photo of my battered and bruised penis?

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

I'm okay with not seeing one of those, but I wouldn't believe it was yours if you showed me one.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

... Yeah, you jelly.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

You wish.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Hm... ok my next theory is that you're trolling me. You trying to start wank in my wank thread? That whats going on here, boy? A little WankCeption?

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

lol

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, it occurs to me you're probably just jealous of my cockmanship.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

Cockmanship. That and the typo below - thanks for the smiles on this otherwise shitty day.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

No problem! Glad to help!

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

I'm going to go with 'no.'

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

I believe you! Ha! Turned it around on you!

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

You don't get out much, do you?

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

What clued you in? was it the record breaking wank session?

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

May I suggest you go outside?

With or without pants, I don't care. Just... step away from the keyboard for a little bit.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[(Anonymous)]

But the laptop has porn... the outside has no porn. I'm sure you see my problem.

Re: I think it is important that I let you all know...

[dethtoll]

Indeed I do, though I suspect not the same way you do.

DETHTOLL ABORT ABORT ABORT

[anonymouslyyours]

You spend a lot of time making pointless comments for someone supposedly masturbating so much...

OH GOD ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON THIS?!?

Re: DETHTOLL ABORT ABORT ABORT

[(Anonymous)]

... Maybe?