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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-12-19 07:03 pm

[ SECRET POST #2543 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2543 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Fangirl]


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02.
[Anne Neville, The White Queen]

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03.
[Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan]


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04.
[Merlin]


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05.
[Elementary]


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06.
[Whitechapel]


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07.
[Grey's Anatomy]

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08.
(Legend of Korra)


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09.
[Papa Pear Saga + Doctor Who]


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10.
[Godfrey Gao as Magnus Bane in "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"]


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11.
[Kwon Yuri, Tiffany Hwang and Jessica Jung of Girls' Generation]


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12.
[Les Miserables/Anton Zetterholm/Rob Houchen]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Re: Out of the mouth of babes ...

(Anonymous) 2013-12-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I was babysitting a three-year-old one time, and we were just kind of hanging out, playing a pretend game or w/e, when she just turns to me and goes "when I was really little I was big in my mom's tummy but then her brain wanted to squirt me out."
Probably the most succinct summary of childbirth I've ever heard.

A little awkward, but I was watching the same girl another time like a year later, and she was crying and throwing a bit of a fit because I pinched her while putting on her bike helmet (I felt real bad about it). Her older brother (like six y.o.) brings out his bunny Blueberry to distract her, and she finally calms down and walks over to see him. She's holding the bunny on his back and petting his tummy, then after a minute loudly declares "BLUEBERRY'S BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN DADDY'S!!!" I'm dying and meanwhile her parents were still there in the process of getting into the car, her dad's like "what'd she say????" and her mom's like 'nothing nothing don't worry!" her older brother meanwhile is like "no you don't need to say that so loudly....but yeah they are pretty big" omg I couldn't handle it what do you even say to that??