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[ SECRET POST #2547 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2547 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Picture is a photograph of Stonehenge, with the words "Stonehenge, Hele Stone or Friar's Heel". It's a bunch of huge uneven stone rectangular-ish pillars placed in a circle. Some have little "roofs" connecting them. There is also another huge rock, less rectangular-looking, separate from the circle and closer to the camera.]

I was in a fandom years ago. I left when FUNNY and SILLY turned into CREEPY and INSANE. Now bad bad things are happening and I wish I had stuck around to be the VOICE of REASON.

This is a secret because I think they were glad to be shut of me.

[Picture is the logo of the "Ever After High" line of dolls. It's a heart-shaped metal thing with a lock and key (the key also has the face of a girl where the teeth of the key would go) and there is a pretty purple and pink gradient branch where the heart-lock thing is presumably hanging from.]

I'm way too invested in the Ever After High plot. I don't want any of the dolls, I just want to see where the story is going. I even got an account on the official site. I'm a Rebel.

[Picture is green text over a black background.]

Recently I submitted a secret I felt very strongly about. I think it was 2-3 submission posts ago. I haven't seen it posted yet, but I'm not sure if I should ask if it's been posted or not because I don't want people thinking poorly of me for asking.

I just want to see if others agreed with me and if maybe I'm not the only person who feels the way I do about the series.

[Picture is Turbo from the CGI animated film "Wreck-it Ralph" and Captain Howdy from the movie "The Exorcist". Turbo is a short man with pale skin, yellow sclera and yellow teeth wearing a racing white and red helmet and driving a racing car. He looks, uh, very intense. Captain Howdy is a disembodied face with pale skin and red edges and eyelids, sharp teeth and black lips, looming in the dark and he looks super creepy.]

I just realized Turbo's a dead ringer for Captain Howdy and I must admit, it blew my mind harder than me and your Dad last night. Kinda wish fandom didn't make him a cute bad boy most of the time when they have all this creepy potential. Fo' serious, Vanellope's head spinning around and Felix trying to fix her with his hammer yelling "the power of Nintendo compels you, li'l lady! The power of Nintendo compels you!"

[Picture is dark text over a soft blue background.]

I want the character of Hannibal to get eaten by a rogue alligator in the next episode. The remainder of the series can be about other characters uncovering the truth and trying to pick up the pieces.

[Picture is Stefon, as portrayed by Bill Hader, and Seth Meyers, from the TV comedy series "Saturday Night Live". They are both men with light skin and short brown hair. Stefon's, however, is more stylishly combed and is wearing flashier, if still casual, clothes, while Seth Meyers is wearing a simple black suit. They're both sitting behind a TV news presentation table, with a map of the world behind them. They are both laughing and covering their mouths with their hands.]

I'm so happy they got their fairytale ending.

[Picture is people wearing up fursuits of all colors of the rainbow, plus white. I think they are mostly canids, but there might be a cat and a fox somewhere in there? It's hard to tell. Anyway, they are lined up against a wall and holding each a giant crayola stick matching their color.]

Sometimes I wish I was a furry. Not for any sexual element, but just so I could wear a cute animal costume.

Probably because I always picture furry costume to be really warm and cozy.

[Picture is Rue, from the "The Hunger Games" movie. She is a young girl with dark olive skin and curly dark brown hair reaching her neck. She is wearing a gray-brown T-shirt, a maroon jacket and a slate gray? backpack. There is a lot of vegetation behind her, like from a forest.]

I genuinely don't understand why everyone likes her so much and got so upset when she died. She was a minor character who we already knew would die from the moment we met her. Why did anyone get attached? Like, I get the basic thinking of "Oh it's horrible a little kid died," but actually loving her as a character in her own right so much that it evoked more than a "well damn that sucks" ... I just don't get it?

[Picture is John Watson, as portrayed by Jude Law, and Mary Watson, as portrayed by Kelly Reilly, from the 2009 and 2011 "Sherlock Holmes" movies directed by Guy Ritchie. They are wearing old-fashioned European clothing and saying goodbye as Mary leaves on a car?]

I really, really hope Mary doesn't die in the third movie like she did in canon.

[Picture is Commander T'Pol, as portrayed by Jolene Blalock, from the TV series "Star Trek: Enterprise". She is a woman with pointy ears, olive skin copper? hair cut short and wearing a gray long-sleeved shirt. She looks calm but kind of intense. Below are Tuvok, as portrayed by Tim Russ, from the TV series "Star Trek: Voyager" (also pointy ears, short black hair and dark skin, wearing a yellow uniform with a gray collar), and Spock (light olive skin and evenly-cut black hair, wearing a blue uniform with a black collar), as portrayed by Leonard Nimroy and Zachary Quinto from the original series and movies and the reboot movies, respectively.]

T'Pol is the only Vulcan character I've ever really liked. Sorry guys I don't even know why I don't like you, you just bore me.

[Picture is Sherlock and Watson from the BBC TV series "Sherlock". Sherlock is looking confusedly at Watson, who is making a "see what I have to put up with" face at the camera.]

I don't understand why people think John has every right to be upset at Sherlock for faking his death. He only did it to save John, Mrs. Hudson, and Lestrade from Moriarty! Maybe there's something I'm missing.

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[ SECRET POST #2547 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Creepiness in fandom

Secret 2 - Ever After High (dolls)

Secret 3 - Fandom Secrets

Secret 4 - Wreck-It Ralph, The Exorcist (films)

Secret 5 - Hannibal (TV series)

Secret 6 - Saturday Night Live (TV series)

Secret 7 - Furry fandom, fursuits

Secret 8 - The Hunger Games, Rue (character)

Secret 9 - Sherlock Holmes (Guy Ritchie movies)

Secret 10 - Star Trek, Vulcans

Secret 11 - Sherlock (BBC TV series)