[ SECRET POST #2547 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2547 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ohh, I get it now. Because cracker is supposed to be an insult for white people.

Meanwhile I was trying to figure out what crackers had to do with the Hunger Games and why it was used as an insult.

/sounds too similar to Tracker jacker

[(Anonymous)]

FUCK YOU WHITE BITCH

[(Anonymous)]

See, you could have said this from the get-go, save us all the trouble.

[(Anonymous)]

You are trying way too hard to be a troll. It's boring.

Now this is the point where you respond with a, "_ _, WHITE _!"

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, since the name of their country means bread and one of the main characters is a baker, and there's this thing in the books where each district has a unique type of bread, crackers could be a Hunger Games a thing.

heheh. Tracker jacker crackers.

[nyxelestia]

Maybe they're the snack of choice for the computer techs of the rebel groups.

Hacker tracker jacker crackers.

/lame puns

[(Anonymous)]

Then of course they come out with hacker tracker jacker crackers lip smackers.

[nyxelestia]

But how would you deliver them? You'd have to find hacker tracker jacker cracker lip smacker packers.

All these puns are leaving me knackered.

[(Anonymous)]

I bet if we put it on kickstarter we'd get a lot of backers.

[nyxelestia]

Probably because they don't want to deal with it themselves, the slackers.

[caerbannog]

I entertained the thought they were meaning crackers like biscuits considering it's the Hunger Games and all.

I like yours better.

[chardmonster]

The Capitol created the Cracker Jackers to assault the rebels. If provoked, they will tie sweaters around their necks and loudly discuss The Big Bang Theory until their victims commit suicide.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

The Capitol is truly a heinous and evil place :O

[(Anonymous)]

The Capitol's new mutations--Cracker jackers! When they sting you, you're compelled to start pulling on bottles of black Jack (Blacker Jacker? Merchandise tie-in!) and singing Hank Williams while lurching through the forest in search of your Ford pickup (gun rack on top).