[ SECRET POST #2551 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2551 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Resident Evil movies]


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03. http://i43.tinypic.com/bg9zlf.gif
[moving .gif]


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04. [SPOILERS for something but idk what]



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05. [SPOILERS for Frozen]



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06. [SPOILERS for Bioshock Infinite]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]















07. [WARNING for rape]

[Martin Freeman]


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08. [WARNING for rape]



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09. [WARNING for domestic abuse]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. [WARNING for domestic abuse]
http://i43.tinypic.com/2yn46l2.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

wtf is this

[kaijinscendre]

....hmmm. Are those supposed to be his eyes?

[(Anonymous)]

... I don't get it?

[(Anonymous)]

Are we supposed to play, "Guess the celebrity abuser" here?

[(Anonymous)]

Who is this about, and whose eye is it?

[unicornherds]

This is the vaguest secret I have ever seen. I think it should win an award for vagueness.

[(Anonymous)]

Is this a random picture, or is the eye colour relevant? 'Cause green eyes are rare, so at least that would be something to go by.
(But then, that basically applies to every second character in YA novels...)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm confused how the mods even knew to warn for domestic violence (I mean a picture of bruising alone doesn't tell you where or how it happened). Was a request for the warning submitted along with the secret??

[cassandraoftroy]

Was a request for the warning submitted along with the secret??

I think that's how it usually works. Spoilers and fandom labels too, I think.

[caecilia]

Yes. [I am 99% sure we have just the one mod, case] When you submit you can say "Spoilers for___" or "Warning for____", and it'll get posted on Friday under the special label. But you can post a spoilery secret with no warnings and it'll be put on a regular post, in which case "Warning: Some secrets may contain spoilers" is considered your warning, and is often pointed out to people who say "Hey, this is a spoiler?" (Because, case isn't familiar with every fandom and doesn't know without OP saying so. But if someone points out that it's triggering he is very accommodating.)

Secret 9 - Unknown fandom (warning for domestic abuse)

[transcriptanon]

warning for domestic abuse

[Picture is the close-up of a bruised up eye with a green iris.]

He is fandom's fave but I think he might not be so good.

Secret Because: Woah, conspiracy much, anon?!

well I feel better about not knowing what fandom this is...

[(Anonymous)]

...because if transcriptanon's mad google-fu isn't able to identify wtf is in that picture, then there's no hope for little ol' me :)

(seriously, transcriptanon, you're able to parse together the most obscure fandoms, it's pretty impressive :)

Re: well I feel better about not knowing what fandom this is...

[transcriptanon]

It's a stock photo, so no leads there:

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-10855846-black-eye.php

Maybe the anon below is right? (About it being a reference to Michael Fassbender?)

(And thank you! c:)

[(Anonymous)]

This deserves a new category in the failbar: The Vaguebar.

[elaminator]

Ooo, I like that.

[kamino_neko]

Good idea.

completely missing the point, but...

[(Anonymous)]

That's a very pretty bruise. I actually thought it was some fun make-up at first.

Re: completely missing the point, but...

[(Anonymous)]

It seems to be a stock photo, so it might really be (I hope!) make up.

[bored_bitch]

I always thought blue eye was fandom's fave.

Man, I really need to catch up.

[(Anonymous)]

My immediate thought was that it was a secret about Michael Fassbender again (eye color and all that). I might be wrong, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Thats what I thought too. And good lord I really don't want to get into that situation again, considering how shady the lady accusing him was.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a can of worms that I am not touching again. Nothing good comes from opening that door to bat shit crazy.

Clearly this person was beaten by a seagull

[(Anonymous)]

It takes a lot of finesse for a seagull to give you a black eye without gouging it out, but it didn't want to get its beak near that mascara.

Fuck I need to get some sleep.

Re: Clearly this person was beaten by a seagull

[agentcthulhu]

...inkmage? Is that you?