[ SECRET POST #2559 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2559 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
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Comments

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[(Anonymous)]

http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986

DISCUSS

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[dethtoll]

LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"

fucking lol

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[caerbannog]

Jesus fucking christ people!

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[comradesmiler]

VIBRATOR
VIBRATOR BATTERY
COVER OF VIBRATOR
TIP OF VIBRATOR
Oh man, oh god oh man.

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[(Anonymous)]

EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"

omg

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[making_excuses]

"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

Isn't that kinda like setting fire to your house because you found a spider?

alternatively the worst excuse in history of the world to why you stuck something up your arse...

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[(Anonymous)]

gratuitous ad hominem: chard had a stick (or a toy submarine) up her arse
here's hoping for an uncleched 2014!

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[comradesmiler]

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[(Anonymous)]

perfect gif & /i know!/
she's just been so arsey lately & i'm hoping for more of good old non-trolly chard in the future

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[tamabonotchi]

I remember tumblr post of a guy who live-tweeted the entire event of getting a vibrator stuck in his ass and being at the hospital including him tweeting to Energizer asking how long the batteries would last and an xray.

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[(Anonymous)]

i'm not going to ask for links, i'm not...

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[tamabonotchi]

I wish I had a link of it on hand, boy do I wish.

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[(Anonymous)]

The girl from the list who got a finger vibrator stuck in her vagina should have done the same tbh

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[(Anonymous)]

"PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS"

she was ok with that development.

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[abrasax]

that's nothing, heh