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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-01-04 03:50 pm

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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

(Anonymous) 2014-01-04 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986

DISCUSS
dethtoll: (Default)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] dethtoll 2014-01-04 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"

fucking lol
caerbannog: (Default)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] caerbannog 2014-01-05 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus fucking christ people!
comradesmiler: (Default)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] comradesmiler 2014-01-04 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
VIBRATOR
VIBRATOR BATTERY
COVER OF VIBRATOR
TIP OF VIBRATOR
Oh man, oh god oh man.

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"

omg
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Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] making_excuses 2014-01-05 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

Isn't that kinda like setting fire to your house because you found a spider?

alternatively the worst excuse in history of the world to why you stuck something up your arse...

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
gratuitous ad hominem: chard had a stick (or a toy submarine) up her arse
here's hoping for an uncleched 2014!
comradesmiler: (Default)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] comradesmiler 2014-01-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
perfect gif & /i know!/
she's just been so arsey lately & i'm hoping for more of good old non-trolly chard in the future
tamabonotchi: (Default)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] tamabonotchi 2014-01-05 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I remember tumblr post of a guy who live-tweeted the entire event of getting a vibrator stuck in his ass and being at the hospital including him tweeting to Energizer asking how long the batteries would last and an xray.

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
i'm not going to ask for links, i'm not...
tamabonotchi: (Default)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] tamabonotchi 2014-01-05 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I had a link of it on hand, boy do I wish.

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
The girl from the list who got a finger vibrator stuck in her vagina should have done the same tbh

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

(Anonymous) 2014-01-05 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
"PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS"

she was ok with that development.
abrasax: (Default)

Re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Orifices Last Year?

[personal profile] abrasax 2014-01-05 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
that's nothing, heh