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[ SECRET POST #2560 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2560 ⌋

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[Picture is a screen-capture from the scene of the song "Let It Go", where Elsa, from the CGI movie "Frozen", is standing outdoors somewhere covered in snow during nighttime. She is wearing a turquoise dress,a purple cape and a silver tiara. She looks anguished. She is a young woman with light skin and long blond hair collected in an elaborate hairdo with braids.]

I liked the beginning segment of this song a lot better than the rest of it. I'm desperate for an alternate version with just the melancholy tone.

I'm pretty sure this means I missed the point.

Edited (Thank you, anon!) 2014-01-08 00:47 (UTC)

[Picture is an image from the 1995 TV miniseries "Pride and Prejudice". It shows five women dressed up in pastel- and light-colored old-fashioned dresses sitting on a slope in what seems to be a large garden. They all have light skin and long brown hair (one of them dark blond, though) done up in buns and with curls.]

I really hate it in Pride and Prejudice fanfictions when Jane has sex before Lizzy.

Secret Because: Really, self? Of all the things to be annoyed by?

[Picture is a scan from a page from the "Shingeki no Kyojin" or "Attack on Titan" manga. It shows a blond woman calmly talking to the rest of the cast, who are various youngsters sitting at a dining table and looking at her with varying degrees of surprise and attention.]

I love Hajime Isayama's artwork. I wouldn't have the art for Shingeki no Kyojin any other way.

I have really bad taste, I know.

[Picture is a poster from the "Sherlock Holmes" movies by Guy Ritchie. It shows a close-up of Sherlock Holmes, as portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., who is holding a small handgun, and Professor Moriarty, as portrayed by Jared Harris, a man with a beard and a black suit and top hat in the background, standing on some stone stairs in a city and looking back over his shoulder.]

RDJ is starting to annoy me because he doesn't act anymore, he just plays himself in different roles. I like this movie franchise, I just wish they'd quit pretending it's Sherlock Holmes because it's more like an Alternate Universe where Holmes is badly Out of Character.

Edited (thank you anon!) 2014-01-05 22:10 (UTC)

[Picture is the horse from the CGI animated film "Frozen". It has a white mane and a tan-colored coat. It's wearing a black saddle, a dark bridle and it has this piece of fabric thing that goes under the saddle but above the horse that is a rich purple color with golden edges and decorations. The horse is putting a foot on what looks like a boat at a dock. The horse is looking at the boat with an expression that is kind of dubious and/or surprised.]

I had no problem with Olaf. But Sven bugged me, because it meant no soft toys of him!

I feel so materialistic.

Edited (thank you anon!) 2014-01-05 22:26 (UTC)

[Picture is a screen-capture of the fanfiction archive "Archive of Our Own". It's showing a list of various fandoms in their respective media categories. The secret maker has marked with red the following:

Cartoons & Comics & Graphic Novels

Marvel (59865)
The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom (35199)
The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (33932)

Movies

Marvel (59865)
Marvel (Movies) (50336)
Marvel Cinematic Universe (41659)
The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom (35199)
The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (33932)

TV Shows

Marvel Cinematic Universe (41659)
The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom (35199)]

I have no problem with the Avengers/Marvel fandom, but this annoys me SO MUCH (especially the movies category, where it's literally the ONLY fandom featured).

[Picture is William Murderface, from the cartoon "Metalocalypse". He is a man with light skin and short voluminous brown hair wearing a dark T-shirt and pants or trousers and playing a bass in front of various sound amplifiers. There is a magenta glow around him and his instrument.]

Usually I only get into ships if I think I see some kind of spark between characters.

But with Murderface I will take any pairing. His issues go much deeper than an inability to get laid, but I think feeling wanted would make him a little less miserable.

warning for talk of violence

[Picture is a photograph of the writer George R.R. Martin, author of the "A Song of Ice and Fire" series of fantasy books. He is an older man with light skin and a short white beard and mustache. He is wearing a dark brown hat, eyeglasses, a brown shirt and dark brown suspenders.]

I want to punch him in his stupid smug face.

[Picture is Thirteen, as portrayed by Olivia Wilde, and Dr. Allison Cameron, as portrayed by Jennifer Morrison, from the TV series "House, M.D."? They are both young women with long brown hair, although Olivia Wilde's is a little darker and she has light olive skin while Jennifer Morrison has lighter skin. They are both wearing T-shirts and pants or trousers.]

I love female-centric series and relationships between female characters - friends, lovers, rivals, all kinds of relationships. I love them in canon. But in fanfiction, femslash is the last thing I look for. I love reading fic for my male/female and male/male ships, but for my female/female ships I just don't care beyond canon.

I don't know why this is. I don't think it's about sexuality, because I'm bi and I don't need my fic to be sexy anyway. I don't think it's misogyny because see point 1. I just wish I could explain it.

Pic not related other than that I found it when I image-searched "femslash".

I'm female, by the way.

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[ SECRET POST #2560 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Frozen (2013 animated film)

Secret 2 - Pride and Prejudice, fanfiction

Secret 3 - Shingeki no Kyojin, Attack on Titan (manga)

Secret 4 - Sherlock Holmes (Guy Ritchie movies)

Secret 5 - Frozen (2013 animated film), merchandise

Secret 6 - The Avengers (movie), fanfiction, Archive Of Our Own (fanfiction archive website)

Secret 7 - Metalocalypse (cartoon)

Secret 8 - George R.R. Martin (writer), A Song of Ice and Fire (books) (warning for violence)

Secret 9 - Femslash in canon and fanfiction