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fandomsecrets2014-01-12 03:39 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2014-01-12 03:39 pm
[ SECRET POST #2567 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2567 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Tumblr and/or social justice in and of themselves aren't fandoms, unfortunately.
Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 077 secrets from Secret Submission Post #367.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Small things in fic that drive you insane
Re: Small things in fic that drive you insane
(Anonymous) 2014-01-13 12:25 am (UTC)(link)BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
A and B had been locked in a closet for the past three hours. Their good friends C and D had locked them in the closet to sort out their differences so they could realize their secret love for each other. Because that is totally logical.
"A, there's something I have to say to you," said the black-haired man. The readers had to be reminded that his hair was black, because there was no way they'd remember this after seeing his face on their television screens hundreds of times.
"I... hate you," said B.
"I hate you too, grrrrr, you make me so angry," said A.
Then they grabbed each other and kissed passionately. They explored each other's mouths with their tongues while their tongues were also battling for dominance, because that is what tongues do.
When they broke the kiss, A said "B, I now realize that I loved you all along, and after years of finding you annoying, my opinion of you has completely changed in the three-and-a-half minutes it took for us to make out."
"I feel the same way about you," said B.
A reached into B's pants and grabbed his throbbing staff of manliness, then B did the same to A.
"I am going to put my tongue in your butt, so I hope you haven't pooped recently because that would be gross," B whispered sexily into A's ear. So he did that and it was awesome and not unhygienic at all. Then they boned. There was no proper lube in the closet, so instead they used a bottle of ketchup that was conveniently right next to them. Afterwards, when they had been let out of the closet, there was no character development; A and B just sort of magically transformed into completely differently people overnight because the power of their love was so strong.
The End.
Re: Small things in fic that drive you insane
Re: Small things in fic that drive you insane
Re: Small things in fic that drive you insane