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[ SECRET POST #2571 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2571 ⌋

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[Revenge]

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[Vatta's War - Trading in Danger]

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[Dirty Rotten Scoundrels]

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[Doctor Who]

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[Sherlock]

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[Mass Effect]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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I know many of us have a ton of dirty, nasty kinks - when it comes to porn or fiction.

But how about real life kinks? What is the kinkiest thing you've done in real life?

mated 2 dittos in my pokeman games & didn't save after. it was mad dirty

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agentcthulhu - 2014-01-17 01:19 (UTC) - Expand

Had sex with Insanenoodlyguy

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NSFW

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applause

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How about a twofer of kinky and really fucking stupid and dangerous?

I masturbated with the tip of my dad's gun once when I was about 14. I did double check to absolutely make sure it was unloaded, but still...

(FYI, it doesn't feel that good at all, but the psychological enjoyment was enough to make it good for me.)

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Blindfolds.

I wanna try bondage but I haven't dated anyone who I'd dare suggest that to yet.

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Got spanked by a guy who told me to call him Daddy.

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D/S scenes with some S/M.

BDSM and foodplay, not (always) combined o/

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Getting fingered while playing a video game. Didn't die, but made playing the game afterwards kind of boring.

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watersports

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*handcuffs
*sex tape
*streamed myself masturbating (from the neck down)on Adult Friend Finder just because I always wanted to put on a show.
*pulled over to have sex in the middle of the night out in a horse ranch. To say the least, the horses were really interested in what we were doing. I found it kinky. But it turns out my partner at the time was afraid of horses. Killed the mood fast.

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In an empty lecture hall (ahh, college)

Not with Chard (before I met her)

Hey hey hey

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Had sex with me (cisfemale) wearing his military uniform. Still one of the hottest things I've ever done.

Dommed (light bdsm), tried rimming (giving and receiving), played with a vibrator with a partner.

Come to think of it, not a lot of things one might consider kinky despite me being a pretty kinky individual. Then again, as I'm a trans man some probably consider sex with me to be kinky in and of itself.

idk, I have a lot of sexual hangups and the last time I tried to have sex it was with someone I met on craigslist. ...I got about ten minutes into it and just left when it wasn't doing anything for me.

Everything would be so much easier if I only had a dick.

Kinkiest thing I've ever DONE:....thought about sex

Kinkiest thing I've thought about:...NOPENOEPNOPE not telling.

(seriously though I think I'm the most vanilla person on earth when it comes to actually doing anything *sob*)

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BDSM. I'm more RACK than SSC, but no details.

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probably switching from anal to vaginal and back again multiple times during sex. I think I did ass to mouth once, but I can't remember.

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This one time I drew a face on my hand and was like, "Yeaaah... I'm going to name you Rubbin' Williams."

I then sang Never Had A Friend Like Me while masturbating.

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Double anal penetration (dildo+cock) with my brother.

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Vacuum sealed a sub in a rubber bag with a tube through a hole into his mouth so he could breathe.

BDSM + strap-on.

*posts logged in; gives no fucks*

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Secretly wore a butplug and nipple clamps (hidden under voluminous costume) while performing Mephistopheles in Marlowe's Faust.

Still not sure if it helped or hindered my performance; performance with my partner was definitely amazing. Once a quicky at intermission still (partially!) in costume, once afterwards in the empty theatre after everyone had (finally!) gone.

...written... kinky porn?

Asexual virgin here, so, uh, yeah.

Although someone might have gotten off on just how far I will go to do the best drag I possibly can. Glued-on facial hair, wearing a cup, etc.... I guess that could be kinky even if I myself don't get off on it (except mentally).

Pissed on my own face.

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One time, I mastubated.

Yeah, I've got nothing.

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