[ SECRET POST #2573 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2573 ⌋

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Comments

Re: messed-up level: >9000?

[(Anonymous)]

JUDGE: Sir, in your letter regarding your missing of the July 24th court appearance, you said it was because you were caring for your elderly aunt who is in the hospital for prostate cancer?

ACCUSED: Yes, your honor, and she’s still there.

JUDGE: Sir, your aunt doesn’t have a prostate.

ACCUSED: …

Re: messed-up level: >9000?

[(Anonymous)]

is this a real case?

Re: messed-up level: >9000?

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I don't know. Richard Lederer included it in his book Bride of Anguished English (well, this is a paraphrase of the version there), and said all the courtroom quotes were real, but it's not sourced beyond that.

Re: messed-up level: >9000?

[agentcthulhu]

I was going to ask if the aunt might ben a transwoman. After considering how few people underwent gender transformations and are currently elderly, stupidity seem to be more likely in this sitation.